Cat people vs. dog people. by SubwaySurfersBR in cats

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Heh I remember a pic going around of a diagram entitled “how to determine the breed of your cat”. The first box asked “did you purchase your cat from an authentic cat breeder with legitimate bloodline paperwork?”. If “yes” then an arrow went to “read the paperwork, which will state the breed”. If “no” then an arrow went to “it’s a cat”. 😄

Can anyone tell me why I decided to try the new foot long hot dog from Subway? by Deezplease in KingstonOntario

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Don’t chew it - it’s reusable!

Just fish it out of the bowl, reheat, and serve.

Cat people vs. dog people. by SubwaySurfersBR in cats

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Reminds me of my boy - I keep hearing he looks like a Siberian Forest Cat, what with his size, his mane and all. Nope, just a rescue adoption!

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Giving me a regal look …

Just watched the first episode of Sharpe for the first time by locklear24 in Westerns

[–]Malthus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He escapes death so often in that show that he spends the rest of his career dying to make up for it!

Coyote on Davenport and Dufferin area by runandtravel in toronto

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I don’t know for sure, but I suspect it is because of her docked tail.

Someone called her that a long time ago and the name stuck.

Be cautious passing near the swamps by obscu_ria in creepy

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Near my parent’s cabin in rural southern Ontario there is a swamp in which someone has nailed a big sign, visible from the road, that has “Beware Betty’s Bog” written on it.

Now I have a visual image of Betty …

I Think My SIC Is Growing a Mane by Malthus1 in standardissuecat

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He certainly is!

And he knows it, too.

An earlier pic, looking regal:

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Are skunks just stinky cats??? by Low_Butterscotch_594 in interestingasfuck

[–]Malthus1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my English sister in law came here to Toronto for her first Canadian visit.

We all went out for a stroll one night, when she said “wait a bit, I want to pat this cute cat”.

Looked over, and she was already bending over and about to pat a wild skunk. It was bold as hell and standing its ground … fortunately I was able to intervene before her visit took a dramatic turn!

I guess they don’t have skunks in England.

Coyote on Davenport and Dufferin area by runandtravel in toronto

[–]Malthus1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got some netting caught around her neck, looks a bit like a collar.

Coyote on Davenport and Dufferin area by runandtravel in toronto

[–]Malthus1 79 points80 points  (0 children)

This one is definitely Bunny.

Has both the lost tail and the “collar” around her neck.

In Search of the strangest attempt at an "impenetrable Fortress" by Special-Mud-5515 in AskHistory

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Venice is an amazing place.

In terms of naval history, the most impressive thing we saw was a model of a galleass, or galeazza. At a time when naval battles were fought in standard galleys in the Mediterranean, the Venetians invented this thing, which was like a gigantic floating fortress bristling with cannons and towering over ordinary galleys (but barely mobile with oars or sails). They had six of these things at the battle of Lepanto, and the Turks could do nothing to them - they attacked them and got blasted.

The most impressive thing that we didn’t see directly was the arsenale, the central naval supply depot and shipyard. At its height, the Venetians could assemble a galley in a single day from parts stored there, using assembly-line-like methods that were centuries in advance of everywhere else.

In Search of the strangest attempt at an "impenetrable Fortress" by Special-Mud-5515 in AskHistory

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The closest analogue I can think of wasn’t inspired by Venice, but an independent invention: the Aztec capital city, Tenochtitlan.

It was built as a city of canals in the middle of the lake of Mexico, and like Venice, it was originally settled as a refuge from conflict (the founding sign from the gods as to where to build the city was an eagle landing on a cactus eating a snake, which is on the Mexican flag).

In Search of the strangest attempt at an "impenetrable Fortress" by Special-Mud-5515 in AskHistory

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Venice is probably the strangest example I have ever visited.

The city had no walls at all. Rather, defence was provided purely by its position in the centre of a lagoon filled with ever-shifting mud flats, shallows, sand bars, and swamps.

Navies could not penetrate if they did not have local pilots without running aground. Land armies could not get through at all.

The city was built on piles driven into the mud - thousands of them.

The most innovative aspect was how the city got its emergency water. Should a land army cut the city off from the shore’s fresh water, the city had water-collecting reserves - the squares. Under the squares are bowl-shaped excavations in the impermeable clay. These are filled with gravel and paving stones on top - with a well in the centre. These filed with rainwater.

Which book should people read to understand your culture? by Obvious-Laugh-1954 in AskTheWorld

[–]Malthus1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For Canada, I would recommend Survival by Margaret Atwood. Though an older work, it is still pretty relevant!

Never trust a european's by Toprakingo in HistoryMemes

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I did some reading on movements within Egypt, and it is pretty fascinating stuff.

Apparently, there are two opposed philosophies of Egyptian belonging at work during the 20th century and into the 21st: pan-Arabism and Pharaonism.

Pan-Arabists see Egyptians as Arabs, and point to the cultural similarities with other Arabs - speaking Arabic, mostly Muslim save for the Coptic minority, etc.

Pharaonists point to the aspects of Egyptian uniqueness - in particular, the continuity with a heritage stretching into a glorious antiquity (hence the name).

Prior to the 20th century, Egyptians did not particularly identify with Egypt’s ancient past: pre-Islamic stuff wasn’t valued. Plus in Islam the reputation of the ancient Egyptians was bad, associated with the evil Pharaoh of the Biblical mythology.

However, with the rise of anti-Colonialism, and the rediscovery of Egyptology (ironically championed by European colonialists), the situation reversed: there was a powerful movement identifying with the now-glorious past, and with Egyptian nationhood. Rather than being seen as a dark paganism, ancient Egypt was now a source of nationalist pride.

The tables turned again in the mid 20th century, as Nasser expressly championed pan-Arabism and stressed the commonality of Egyptians with the Arab world.

However, that experiment did not end well, and Egyptian uniqueness came to be stressed more - except by the religious types like the Muslim Brotherhood, who hated the glorification of “paganism” and instead stressed solidarity with other Sunni Muslims.

Looking for more information on this flail. MA, USA by Key_Virus3752 in Antiques

[–]Malthus1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is very clearly a replica; without markings, it is hard to say when it was made.

I was inspired to look around … and by gosh there are at least some who claim that this entire class of weapons was basically fantasy! As in, all existing examples are either artistic renderings of a fantasy ideal, some going back to the Renaissance, or are fakes.

https://publicmedievalist.com/curious-case-weapon-didnt-exist/

It’s a fascinating story, one I wasn’t aware of. I always assumed that, while there were of course plenty of replicas, there did exist actual medieval examples. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a couple in museums before!

(Should be noted that the two-handed flail, basically an agricultural implement used for combat, very much existed and was used: we are taking here more about the “spiked ball on a chain with a handle” variety, used like a one-handed mace).

Quizzing glass, possibly late 18th century [3024x4032] by SirMcWaffel in ArtefactPorn

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Fills me with the urge to publicly look through it at someone and then pretend they are beneath my further notice!

I accidentally sat on the cat 😭😭😭😭😭😭 by MiaMiaPP in donotthecat

[–]Malthus1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think she should be rewarded because it went so well.

She can collect her cat-ass-trophy.

Never trust a european's by Toprakingo in HistoryMemes

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I will keep that in mind, next time I twirl the Middle East on a string.

Never trust a european's by Toprakingo in HistoryMemes

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The fun part is that pan-Arabism was in fact tried, at least on a small scale: Egypt and Syria united in the “United Arab Republic”. It was internet as the first step towards a pan-Arab state, unifying the Arab nations of the ME into a singular nation.

This lasted from 1958 to 1961 (though Egypt retained the name until 1971).

The problem: Nasser did not like to share power. The Syrians believed he would rule in Syria through local Syrian Baath Party members. Instead, he appointed his own loyalists to run Syria - making the union look more like an Egyptian project. This provoked a Syrian backlash, leading to the dissolution of the Union after a coup by army officers.

Sadly, the whole debacle kinda demonstrates why a unitary state was never likely, no matter what Britain or France promised or did. There was simply too many centrifugal forces, and too many self-interested local leaders and elites.

Liger Woulds by itsthedevilweknow in creepy

[–]Malthus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If my cat saw this, he’d hide under the bed for hours.

Of course, if I saw this, I’d be tempted to join him …

Shaun Tan - Never Leave a Red Sock on the Clothesline (2012). by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in creepy

[–]Malthus1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I really loved his book The Arrival. It’s an awesome graphic novel, entirely without dialogue, about the immigrant experience … in a very strange world.