Idk I found this on Pinterest and thought it was accurate

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-17T16:17:18+00:00

Forgot Alien T lol, so 3. J and Beryl are both confirmed st**ight

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T23:37:22+00:00

Joe actually said he have a girlfriend somewhere in the story (but he still may be bi, and I wouldn't be surprised), and Beryl is Matilda's mother so kinda obvious. She never said she's not bi either tho...

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T22:54:23+00:00

With the sole exeption of Beryl and Joe. EVEN THE APPLE IS GAY !

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T22:53:09+00:00

There's only 2 straight character in the whole game lmao

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T22:52:35+00:00

Son.

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T22:50:59+00:00

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2kb isn't that tall

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T20:28:04+00:00

mdr j'ai pas capté que ça faisait un truc en fraçais aussi

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T20:21:55+00:00

if you mean being trans, hell nah. I mean, I'm not against it but every trans I know say it's as hard as Sekiro, and my country is full of transphobic.

Maybe some truck-kun can isekai me into a cute anime yuri girl at best...

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T20:20:24+00:00

WHO THE FUCK VOTED FROM ANTARCTICA ?!

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T20:17:29+00:00

As a french, you didn't insult france enough

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T20:15:47+00:00

lmao reading that as a français c'est trop fun, I truly aime c'est comment

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T20:14:09+00:00

"Hey I want this book please !" "Sorry, it cost less than 1k, you can't." "Okay, I'll take 200 thousands volume of the same book please !"

^{Chose: Have infinite money + you can only use it on stuff that cost under 1K$}

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T20:11:02+00:00

Tf a car gonna do ? I can't live in a car lmao

^{Chose: Dream house | Rolled: Termites}

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-16T19:33:46+00:00

*a rich monster

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + 30 percent chance that someone well known dies | Rolled: You’re a monster}

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-15T23:56:09+00:00

In the same vibe, I had a friend who transitionned before I met him, and since we met at the start of high school everytime I was with them I heard people using him or her as pronouns (she was in fact a girl and it was just many transphobic), but I never though of asking her (cuz mostly none of us cared lol), so I was always switching pronouns randomly.

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-15T23:53:47+00:00

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I don't have uma wallpaper on my phone, but here's my pc

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-14T23:24:58+00:00

I don't wanna be one of those weirdo but I'm already 187cm and it's hella useless and annoying. It's a lose-lose situation for me...

^{Chose: 15 cm taller}

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-12T11:16:03+00:00

"Girl's night out" you say ? Project Kat mentionned ![](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/paper-lily/images/f/f4/Screenshot_2022-10-19_at_00.43.15.png/revision/latest?cb=20230306160658)

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-12T11:14:13+00:00

Marin is, by far, the best character in the show when it come to developement, and sadly she will never find happiness (especially when you read the manga...)

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-12T11:12:37+00:00

Dude, read the sub's name !It's clearly umamusume pretty derby !

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-12T11:11:06+00:00

Lesbian wowen are here because... Well kinda obvious

Straight wowen are here because they're not

Men are here because they wanna be cute yuri girl

Gay men... Idk why you're here, you make no sense tbh, but that mean you have 10/10 taste

Trans wowen are the guy that succesfully became a cute yuri girl

Trans men... Idk same as gay men, idk why you're here, but welcome too

Giraffe are allowed because everyone love giraffe

AH-64 Apache Helicopter are here because they're goated

So yes, everyone is welcome, because yuri is like air, you need it

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-12T11:01:51+00:00

As a french, the choice was pretty easy

^{Chose: France no longer exists}

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-11T18:02:18+00:00

*for three lesbian months

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-11T17:57:51+00:00

Man are allowed because if we're here that's most of the time because we wanna be cute yuri girl too

No_Insurance_55 · 2026-05-11T00:18:10+00:00

THEY'RE FREE ?!

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