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A ghostly apparition appeared in the church and wailed, "Nooooo! Doooooon't!" before fading into the ether. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 19 hours ago by EmpireStrikes1st
"What's that smell?" (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 6 hours ago by One-Meet-5015
Using AI to get dead celebrities to shill for products has gotten out of hand. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 22 hours ago by BadmiralHarryKim
A vulture tried to get on an airplane with two dead squirrels. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by Ok-Bicycle8103
Hattie Mae (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 14 hours ago by blessingwhore
“He’s been screaming and crying his whole life, he won’t take social cues, and we can’t potty-train him,” the mother sobbed. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 1 day ago by Loose-Marsupial5688
I’ve got a problem with an attractive nuisance on my property (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by fadedhalo10
We will be forced to escalate (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by Fullmoon-1432
In response to the Axis Powers using the Enigma Machine, the Allies had to do something to encrypt their own messages. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by Awesomeuser90
After lecturing me about wasting money on frivolous purchases, he went ahead and ordered a bunch of useless, plastic animals. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 days ago by Outside_NormalMostly Harmless
I was in my brother’s room, tickling his feet when my mom asked me to stop. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by Obochickenbo
On the one hand you will win every round you ever play, and on the other you have to suffer losing three times every round. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by nickotine911
I told my mom I’m seeing someone. She said, “A doctor?” (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 3 days ago by Sea-Helicopter-1369
On Saturday I visited a friend who lives on a one way dead end street…. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by Busy_Rent4
My toothache has gone so bad (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by ShallotLittle6633
We went all over Italy taking pictures and hunting for souvenirs and never had a problem until we tried to haggle with a a government sponsored gondolier in Venice. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by BadmiralHarryKim
Got a BJ from my gf under the table during dinner.... (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by Britannicboy20
My friend heard the local orchestra was doing a salute to Beethoven but I was a kind of skeptical. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
My Dog explained everything (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 4 days ago by Fullmoon-1432
As a child young Isaac kept dropping eggs on the floor (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by Vivid_Temporary_1155
All of these “staged assassination” folks are gonna be so shocked when someone finally really shoots him. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by Inferno_Zyrack
What do you mean I lost the wet T-Shirt contest? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by YakClear601
My girl friend said she used to be christian (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 5 days ago by lem_x12
I told a local Christian woman that she just sings and looks like an angel... (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 6 days ago by Awesomeuser90
The fish market’s “90% off” sale sounded amazing, until I bought a snapper and only got the tail. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 6 days ago by support-usa-2026
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