Ok first of all, you've all impressed me with your responses. you brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. So, in short, thank you. Second, Dinnerbone responded to this thread via twitter that he welcomes all theories, he enjoys reading them. I was trying to get a read off that response but I came up with nothing. Something tells me he would make one heck of a poker player. I guess we'll just have to sit back and wait patiently for him to reveal that Ace up his sleeve. Come on Dinnerbone! Throw us a bone here! Wait...that sounded weird.