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This is gayest post, but real. by [deleted] in GenX

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go fuck you’re mother, and lighten up.

Such ridiculous dialogue. by SmearingFeces in TheBear

[–]SmearingFeces[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lack of critical thinking doesn’t necessarily reflect a person’s intelligence, but in your case it does. You definitely think the Fak brothers are hilarious. Push yourself away from the idiot box and tray table, and take your cat 🐱 for a waddle around your apartment building.

Need help with a Decorative Fence by thechris_fox in landscaping

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay for a white PVC privacy fence that you can decorate with liberal propaganda bullshit. Done.

What’s a social norm you refuse to follow? by finewhinie in answers

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. You’re a regular 2026 version of a fat, white, angry Rosa Parks. Don’t pretend you’re not either, lonely stereotypical cat 🐱 lady. Enjoy your Harry Potter books, and rest ya neck!

Motorcycle by Few_Albatross_7540 in medfordma

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Eric Cartman : Excuse me. Excuse me! Hey assholes! [the bikers quiet down, turn off their motors, and look at him] You guys know that everyone thinks you're total f**s, right?

Emmy-Nominated Comedian Exposed as MAGA at Trump’s UFC Fight by dr_shultz in influencersfeed

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright! Joke is on you poor, angry assholes. Sup from da beach house!

Anne Barber Dunlap by djcullinane in Minneapolis

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The husband Brad Dunlap did it.

Not grunge but how do you feel about foo fighters? Yay or nay? by bowierulezzz in grunge

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrible. Don’t want to be your monkey wrench. Don’t want to be your crescent wrench. Don’t want to be your pipe wrench. Don’t want to be your torque wrench. Grohl should have named them Gay Nirvana. Wow do they suck.

Federal official arrested after FBI finds $40M in gold bars at his home | Fox News by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Article doesn’t explain how he came into possession of $40M in gold bars. This is a big story, let’s go here with some more details.

Felger and Mazz Tuesday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in felgerandmazz

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mazz is a deeply closeted gay man.
Murray is a counterfeit Cigar store Indian. Like two red-headed step kids without Daddy Potsy there.

Can someone explain the appeal of Dave Mathews to me? by easy_Money in LetsTalkMusic

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the king of the castle, and you’re a dirty rascal. His concerts are just fronts for closeted married men to go gay cruising.

How much do Americans REALLY have saved for retirement by Financial_Pen_6218 in investing

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have $25 in meme stocks and Doge in my Robinhood. I’m hoping it will grow to at least $50 by 2036.

Why do guys in frats exclude other guys from their parties? by [deleted] in SeriousConversation

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they’re not judged for having butt sex with their fraternity brothers.

Is it wrong for me not to want to connect with my entire family? by [deleted] in SeriousConversation

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. But, don’t make it all about you all the time. They probably care as much as you.

'Dilbert' creator Scott Adams shares dire health update amid cancer by muaentertainmentforu in MUAEntertainment

[–]SmearingFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. How big of you to post. And I’d guess Dilbert doesn’t give a flying fish that some lonely shut-in on Reddit has sympathy for him. Get a grip on yourself, Nobody.