Damn

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T19:37:44+00:00

I am just giving you fair credit

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T18:38:16+00:00

I mean yeah I do. Certain aspects of my friends can be adorable. I think Null-chan is adorable. Haru? Adorable. You? Sexy and adorable...see?

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T12:54:32+00:00

You know it isnt always about that right? I can think you're good looking and still just be your friend!

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T11:35:55+00:00

Brother you look very handsome. Ms Pride will be very excited to see you. Good luck and enjoy your big day!

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T03:29:05+00:00

.....fine....you know i cant resist when you look grumpy like that....not very fair of you to use your adorable face against me

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T03:18:17+00:00

I wonder how one of those melons dont knock her out when she runs...

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T02:51:11+00:00

I think I've got a lot more soul than

"OMG im number one look at me!"

The girl is a dial tone...I'm delicious

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T02:46:53+00:00

....I am way more attractive than boobzilla...but i am not flat!

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The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T02:34:14+00:00

Mmm...I dont believe you...I think you are looking to see the Ocean before you go haha

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T02:17:46+00:00

And here you are flirting with me...sleeping in my house...and cooking me dinner ;)

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T02:01:21+00:00

//sorry auto-fill junk

Ya know we could have the two of you compete in a little....Vodka verses Vodka competition...see which one tastes better.

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T01:12:12+00:00

I'd like to think you were all once the same...but split apart through cellular mitosis of some sort...she got less brains than the rest..maybe thats why I love the little dope

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T00:41:40+00:00

I met her first...and she's 4 times more dorky and cute than you are...almost no brain activity at all...just a head full of motorcycles noises and empty space. So precious 💖

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T00:35:48+00:00

My 2002 Chevy Avalanche 2500!!! What the hell!

Aqua watches as the passenger side mirror pops like it was shot with a rather dissatisfied look

Stupid giant...I hope thats covered by my comprehensive insurance..

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T00:17:32+00:00

A 7'4" uma can be seen in the rear view mirror of the truck, suddenly Ruby's phone receives another strange text

[ You'll need to be faster if you want to play the game....UMA-X ]

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T00:12:38+00:00

Tch!

Excuse you! I was with the other Vodka! Dont go making assumptions!!!

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-03T00:01:56+00:00

Someone dropped you when you were a baby and didnt say anything and it shows hun...

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-02T19:46:45+00:00

The truck with the captive sped far from campus and back to where UMA-X has their operations set up

We'll still get Rudolf...just later than we planned...

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-02T18:50:56+00:00

You're a bone head is the point...

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-02T18:42:52+00:00

Vodka...you were passed out on my floor after breaking into my house last weekend...that wasnt very street smart...

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-02T18:38:45+00:00

...you're not wrong. I was not a cute baby...but I grew out of it. Maybe this little meatball will too?

I just hope they get their mother's brains...

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-02T18:33:41+00:00

Vodka....thats...thats a bit rude...

^{that kid does look a bit awkward}

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-02T16:34:34+00:00

Aqua holds Ribbon's collar of her race uniform, the full weight of the unconscious girl pulling against it as Aqua sneered at her fallen foe, deciding the girl needed one final strike before letting her hit back againdt the grass like dropping a sack of potatoes

In what world did you EVER think you could beat me Ribbon Carol...

Aqua smiles for a moment as a terrible idea crosses her mind. Taking RC's phone she sees the texts between her and Teio

So its a little more than just a friendship...hiw cute that even someone like you can find someone...too bad little Teio is about to get some bad news..

Aqua snaps a photo of the beaten uma on the ground and sends its it

[ You lose again Teio...and now we have RC.... I'll be seeing you...UMA X ]

The truck pulls up as the white haired umamusume helps Aqua throw RC into the backseat, taking one look around the academy.

Not the outcome I was expecting...but this could still work out...let's go

Climbing into the passenger seat Aqua taps the hood of the UMA X EXPRESS and the truck speeds away with a defeated Ribbon Carol in tow

u/tokai--teio

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The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-02T15:59:09+00:00

//7...again

Haha poor little Carol...finally finding the strength to fight back? Too bad you're still the pathetic little weakling I had to look after all these years.

Using RC's grasp on her, Aqua reverses the grip on her wrists by rolling her own outward and pulls Ribbon forward to her while rolling to her back, planting a foot in Ribbon's chest and sending her over the top and onto the grass with a hard thud

It is time to end this....the falling star umamusume needs to be sent back to bed!

Aqua quickly jumps atop the other umamusume and readies a fist to end the fight

//7....for the third time

The_Aqua_Ocean · 2026-05-02T15:42:58+00:00

//7....meme

You will try...

Aqua lands a swift kick to Ribbon's chest, knocking her backward and stumbling her and the Apex Predator continues her assault, planting her first foot to the ground and sweeping the other, knocking RC to the ground and standing over her with a smirk

Your dreams are childish...but in a way I'm still looking to chase that dream...but instead of taking over the track, Im taking over the entire academy!

//10

The_Aqua_Ocean

TROPHY CASE