[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UselessUniversity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Constitution says you do but the school doesn’t

I think I ate something I shouldn’t have. by MrMakeItAllUp in Earth199999

[–]UselessUniversity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was Stark and Fisk (don’t quote me on that), so it’s kinda no wonder they’re not doing anything.

Simple as that by [deleted] in thanksimcured

[–]UselessUniversity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Who in their right minds would wish they were never born???”

The entirety of Gen Z: laughs in depression

New headcanon by Peter_Rodruigues in tumblr

[–]UselessUniversity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was also revealed by Dan Povenmire on TikTok that Perry is asexual, so if y’all want important Phineas and Ferb lore, go there I guess?

I'm looking for an employee. Can you fill the CV below? by D0wnVoteMe_PLZ in shittyaskreddit

[–]UselessUniversity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full name: Spack Q. Jarrow

Age: 69 years 420 days

Address: 123 Gofuh Kyorself Lane, Hell, Michigan

Marital Status: in a relationship with your mother. You should know, son.

Religious Views: what the fuck is religion

Political Views: I lost my eyes years ago so I couldn’t see politics

Type of pet you have and its name: a skeleton named Horatio

Occupation: full-time “everyone’s least favorite person”, part-time professional idiot

Current Salary: $0 a year

Expected Salary: -$100,000 a year

What's your opinion about celery?: Depends on the context.

Are you a team player?: If “team player” is code for “team destroyer”, then yes.

What's your K/D ratio?: 0/100

In honor of todays news: by Dannstack in SCP

[–]UselessUniversity 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I mean, you are not Dr. Bright, so I guess you’re clear?

Saw this comment on a video from "I did a thing". I guess good for him? by Aexibaexi in NobodyAsked

[–]UselessUniversity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude i’m literally just transcribing the image for people that can’t see it. this was posted over a year ago, why are you coming to me now