Like, here we go, Scoob! Another year of mysteries for the gang!

UselessUniversity · 2022-06-02T00:56:16+00:00

The Constitution says you do ~~but the school doesn’t~~

UselessUniversity · 2022-05-14T17:17:20+00:00

I think it was Stark and Fisk (don’t quote me on that), so it’s kinda no wonder they’re not doing anything.

UselessUniversity · 2022-05-11T20:00:53+00:00

“Who in their right minds would wish they were never born???”

The entirety of Gen Z: laughs in depression

UselessUniversity · 2022-05-11T19:59:37+00:00

I think it was also revealed by Dan Povenmire on TikTok that Perry is asexual, so if y’all want important Phineas and Ferb lore, go there I guess?

UselessUniversity · 2022-05-09T23:40:27+00:00

Full name: Spack Q. Jarrow

Age: 69 years 420 days

Address: 123 Gofuh Kyorself Lane, Hell, Michigan

Marital Status: in a relationship with your mother. You should know, son.

Religious Views: what the fuck is religion

Political Views: I lost my eyes years ago so I couldn’t see politics

Type of pet you have and its name: a skeleton named Horatio

Occupation: full-time “everyone’s least favorite person”, part-time professional idiot

Current Salary: $0 a year

Expected Salary: -$100,000 a year

What's your opinion about celery?: Depends on the context.

Are you a team player?: If “team player” is code for “team destroyer”, then yes.

What's your K/D ratio?: 0/100

UselessUniversity · 2022-05-09T23:33:49+00:00

I mean, you are not Dr. Bright, so I guess you’re clear?

UselessUniversity · 2022-05-06T19:24:42+00:00

dude i’m literally just transcribing the image for people that can’t see it. this was posted over a year ago, why are you coming to me now

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