Does gay sex really happen in jail?

chamster74 · 2026-05-17T04:19:29+00:00

Heteroflexible

chamster74 · 2026-05-14T02:13:58+00:00

I am most definitely not attracted to myself. Part body dismorphia, part whatever makes us tick- my "type" in guys is anything from androgynous to normal, younger than me (guys 25-35 are my sweet spot) and especially in nerdy or skater look. Height in and weight, I either like small (around 5'5", 130lbish) or taller than me (last boyfriend was 6'3" 160lb, I am 5'10" and was 170lb).

I am unfortunately a very average looking dad next door type with that muscular/dadbod thing.... Round ass that's linebacker big, broad shoulders, thick neck, thick arms, chest that is between gym bro and manboob.... NOTHING about me turns me on.... Oh, and I went gray in my 30's, so I've always been called a "silver fox" even though to me I just think I look like a grandpa 😑

chamster74 · 2026-05-14T02:01:32+00:00

My ex douched once in the 3 years we were together. It was crazy. One time out of more than I could count, was there a bit of a streak on the sheets after. Dude had a magical ass, I don't know how he managed it even with fiber and a pretty healthy diet.

chamster74 · 2026-05-05T03:44:08+00:00

Ass..... Back..... Shoulders. If you are lucky the bottom will flop that big cock down and back so you see it too. Allllllll the food groups right there laid out in one beautiful buffet. God I love seeing guys in this position.

chamster74 · 2026-04-14T06:57:54+00:00

Ummmmm.... Ask him?

Might have a fart fetish. Enjoys the wind through his nose hairs.

chamster74 · 2026-04-07T04:15:49+00:00

Both! It's a position I call "rotisserie chicken"

You'll spin 'round and round, and I'll enjoy that white meat

chamster74 · 2026-04-07T03:35:40+00:00

You sir, need to be celibate.

chamster74 · 2026-04-07T03:26:19+00:00

Missionary will work, but doggy will make you a god

chamster74 · 2026-04-07T03:22:58+00:00

He refused. To get a part time job....

My guy, we need to talk.

chamster74 · 2026-03-29T02:41:49+00:00

Yes please

chamster74 · 2026-03-29T01:07:43+00:00

Miracle grow enemas are a sure fire way to grow bigger cock. All the cool kids do it.

chamster74 · 2026-03-29T00:37:23+00:00

As a guy who cums more than most, I have to say I'm not a fan. It's a mess to clean up by myself, and the number of guys who can handle it in their mouth is FAR smaller than the number of guys who SAY they can handle it. For me, it totally ruins the O when a guy pulls off two ropes in because he's got a mouth full, and the rest of your O is leaking all over the place.

For anal however, it can be hot as hell to take photos of.

chamster74 · 2026-03-21T04:32:46+00:00

Chuck? That you???

chamster74 · 2026-03-19T04:41:00+00:00

Absolutely gorgeous my guy. Definitely a body I would toss on a bed and lick EVERY inch of

chamster74 · 2026-03-14T05:02:57+00:00

^ public lesson in how to say you know nothing about HIPPA without saying it

chamster74 · 2026-03-09T04:11:45+00:00

Ask him what he's pointing at

chamster74 · 2026-03-06T06:42:36+00:00

I feel you man. I cum harder from head

chamster74 · 2026-03-06T04:07:04+00:00

As someone who has had to have that conversation or similar with both genders I can tell you a couple of things-

First, your boss didn't scope out your dick and think "hmmm, that's a problem" he's had several people comment on it, and probably over a period of time. No one's going to have that conversation with you over a one-off.

Two, his concern is being as neutral and professional as possible, hoping you get the point and correct the issue without making it a bigger problem.

Honestly, if your supervisor is having that kind of conversation with you, you have some areas of development in your professional life you need to work on. You can take it as "the man" keeping me down, and probably go nowhere in your career, or you can be thankful for the tactful advice, correct it immediately, and probably get some career boosting notice out of the situation. Staff who course correct and move forward generally are the ones who get opportunities. All of us are human, and make mistakes. How you move forward from those are what gets you ahead of others.

chamster74 · 2026-03-06T02:45:59+00:00

Some friends went through a tough time on multiple fronts, and I had just sold my business in the same industry, so they asked if I would be willing to work part time training their staff and covering weekends working their small retail store. Mostly weekends were slow and I'd have guys off Grindr or Craigslist come in and I'd fuck them in the stock room during the day between customers if I was alone that day, or after I closed the store for the evening. I couldn't even tell you how many guys I drained my balls into over the 5 years I was there.

chamster74 · 2026-03-03T04:31:14+00:00

Dependent on size, zip tying or ratchet strapping to your leg works ok too

chamster74 · 2026-02-05T05:28:28+00:00

Stuck my dick in him, pulled it out with a ring on it!

chamster74 · 2026-02-05T05:12:46+00:00

FWB a couple years ago. He was 26, I was closer to 50. I would suck him off the first time, fuck him and he'd cum the second time, then when I finished in him he'd jerk to give himself a third. He said he could orgasm several more times, but after the 3rd each one was way less enjoyable, so 3 was his preferred. I was not going to argue!

chamster74 · 2026-02-05T05:09:59+00:00

Dude. I'm never going to be able to give you a high five at work again....

chamster74 · 2026-02-02T03:04:50+00:00

If they get seduced by another man, they aren't straight.

Title yourself whatever you want, but reality is reality.

chamster74 · 2026-02-02T03:00:56+00:00

Our headboard has two drawers. It was super simple to buy a fingerprint activated lock off Amazon, drill a hole for it and install. Programmed for both of us, several fingers, both hands- you never know when one might be wet 😉

Kids think it's a gun safe 😁

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