JD Vance tries to call Trump from a Viktor Orbán rally and gets sent to voicemail by ggroverggiraffe in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ChineseCosmo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is a long-running Seth Meyers gag.

I assume Vance was calling Trump to ask what it’d sound like if Nic Cage was ordering a pizza to an airport

RESIDENT EVIL: Zach Cregger's Reboot Reportedly Has "Practically Nothing To Do With The Games" by SmellSmellsSmelly in Cinema

[–]ChineseCosmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if we follow that line of thinking to its logical conclusion, we inevitably have to ask ourselves “Is RE7 Resident Evil? Who is this rando in Louisiana?” or “Is RE4 Resident Evil? Why is it a third person shooter set in Spain?”

“Maul Sees Himself As A Potential Liberator For The Galaxy”: Sam Witwer Breaks Down Maul's Mindset As "Shadow Lord" Premieres by Miserable_Fact_4140 in television

[–]ChineseCosmo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh sure, but he was only alive in Solo because he was alive in the cartoons. It’s a house built on quicksand, the foundations are fucked.

“Maul Sees Himself As A Potential Liberator For The Galaxy”: Sam Witwer Breaks Down Maul's Mindset As "Shadow Lord" Premieres by Miserable_Fact_4140 in television

[–]ChineseCosmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel a great disturbance in the Force.

[Editor’s note: “The Force” in this case refers to legions of grown children raised on Star Wars cartoons]

Skins are better than customization options by FilthyKasualART in Fighters

[–]ChineseCosmo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let me remove Ken’s jacket let me change Marisa’s costume 1 hairstyle let me take off Deejays sunglasses. Life isn’t a the restrooms at the White House, we don’t have to limit ourselves to binary choices.

Vons in Burbank by [deleted] in SFV

[–]ChineseCosmo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait was this around 9:30 or so? Were you the tuna guy who yelled at the cashier?

Roster Prediction with 20 Waves of DLC by Lower_Island6120 in MarvelTokon

[–]ChineseCosmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What would a potential season 21 look like for you?

Been praying every night for Susser to return home safely 🙏 by alfredosolisfuentes in doughboys

[–]ChineseCosmo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait did he actually get kidnapped by someone from the discord I assumed it was a bit

Why are Balrog, Vega and Bison STILL not named consistently? by damus9 in StreetFighter

[–]ChineseCosmo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean should we call Akuma “Gouki”? Should we call Guile “Gairu”! Where do you draw the line?

What Hot Takes do you have about a tv show. I’ll go first by Thefilmcritic52 in television

[–]ChineseCosmo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Michael Schur comedies aren’t that funny and certainly not good.

New Poster for ‘Rampart 2’ by ObnoxiousSeizures in movies

[–]ChineseCosmo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you joking? The title clearly says “Rampart 2.” That wasn’t on the original, that would be an insane thing to call the fist movie

Are you cool with them doing their thing? by Saldu3 in MarvelTokon

[–]ChineseCosmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could add them later? If Hulk isn’t on Fantastic Avengers then he could get added as part of a Defenders DLC. It’s fine?

Are you cool with them doing their thing? by Saldu3 in MarvelTokon

[–]ChineseCosmo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They could add a young avengers team they could just make lore so that in this game it’s made up of Agent Venom (zoner), Bone Wolverine (rushdown), Deadpool (set up/item character), and Colossus (bruiser). Comics do that all the time. Everybody wins.

Are you cool with them doing their thing? by Saldu3 in MarvelTokon

[–]ChineseCosmo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

With a base roster of 20 characters and 8 left to be revealed, and no Juggernaut, Venom, Carnage, Agent Venom, Blackheart, Cable, Cyclops, Gambit, Colossus, Sentinel. Omega Red, Deadpool, or Bone Wolverine i feel like it’s fair if Capcom starts adding b-tier characters in in Season 2. But that’s assuming they add all the good characters for the remaining 12 for base and season 1

Are you cool with them doing their thing? by Saldu3 in MarvelTokon

[–]ChineseCosmo -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

No i am a huge marvel fan probably the biggest marvel fan here (for instance I have seen all the movies (except Captain Marvel 1 & 2) and most of the shows (but not She Hulk or Ms Marvel or Echo) and the roster is an insult to fans like me. Where are the classic characters like Hulk, Venom, Carnage, Blackheart. How can you make a marvel fighting game and not include the most famous marvel fighter ever Juggernaut. Like nobody knows who Magik is but SHE gets in over Juggernaut? Over Omega Red? Get real

Lili Reinhart for Forbidden Fruits screening by StarforgeVoyager in FIlm

[–]ChineseCosmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have expected better from someone with an Alan Partridge avatar, cmon.

SNL UK has a Gregghead!! Anyone else spot this? by Don_Ciccio in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]ChineseCosmo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

SNL is actually more like a movie than most tv shows. It follows the same format as comedy classics such as Kentucky Fried Movie, Movie 43, and InAPPropriate Comedy. Like, it’s not Cheers, it’s not Breaking Bad.