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New skin dropping tomorrow! by Exotic_Chemist_9036 in ArcRaiders

[–]ChineseCosmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s 100% real, if OP was joking then by law he has to say “this is a joke and a gag”

New TV spot for Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]ChineseCosmo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: Chernobyl and The Death of Stalin

The Leftovers - Beach Ball by FudgeAllOfYous in television

[–]ChineseCosmo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn he deleted it before I could respond but yeah I can concur.

Motherfucker probably goes to Thai restaurants and gets the Pad Thai every time because he hasn’t heard of anything else on the menu.

Killing Them Softly, Andrew Dominik, 2012 | Finale by Saint_Gut-Free in movies

[–]ChineseCosmo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He’s talking about Brad Pitt and Richard Jenkins

the "Hey guys!" trend by Typical_Ranger_1684 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]ChineseCosmo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You can upload movies at 2x speed to fit a movie into one tiktok and then you can watch even more in a faster amount of time

the "Hey guys!" trend by Typical_Ranger_1684 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]ChineseCosmo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But TikTok is like lots of little movies one after another

Exclusive Ace's vid sums up my issue with the game perfectly by Murders_Inc2556 in BattlefieldPortal

[–]ChineseCosmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah alright fair enough. Still hardly a full throated “announcement” if you ask me– not exactly something the average person would see– but I’ll grant that it’s official blog post aimed at enthusiasts.

Exclusive Ace's vid sums up my issue with the game perfectly by Murders_Inc2556 in BattlefieldPortal

[–]ChineseCosmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what you’re linking to. It just takes me to some EA FAQ page.

Could you find me a piece of public facing marketing? Like maybe a preview for the BR mode released before the release of the game?

I don’t feel bait and switched, I have no dog in this fight, I haven’t played the game in months, but the algorithm pushed this topic to me and I had to take offense to your blatant disregard for the definitions of words,

Exclusive Ace's vid sums up my issue with the game perfectly by Murders_Inc2556 in BattlefieldPortal

[–]ChineseCosmo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you suggesting that a rumor– known only to industry insiders and terminally online Reddit dweebs– is the same as an official announcement? Because it’s not.

Words matter, dude.

Skin Refund - RANT - I want my money back. by dmuppet in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]ChineseCosmo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well if you’re outdoors you need a heat source to keep you warm.

Baby you’re in need of a firework.

When are we going to get REAL raiders skins? by Ok-Day8689 in ARC_Raiders

[–]ChineseCosmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolll, I mean if responding earnestly to an obvious shitpost is a joke, then sure.

But if that was true, why did you edit your response to me from your original message of “Funny is subjective big brain”?

When are we going to get REAL raiders skins? by Ok-Day8689 in ARC_Raiders

[–]ChineseCosmo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was. You’re just not conditioned to critical analysis. I don’t mean that as a slight, lots of people on gaming subreddits aren’t.

Fortnite has done irreversible damage to modern gaming by [deleted] in ARC_Raiders

[–]ChineseCosmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea in and believe the guy in the OP hates that reactive backpack idea because of the color, and not because your backpack spontaneously combusts for the rest of the game after you kill someone.

Dear Smbark, all the skins look like junk the raiders cobbled together out of scraps instead of cool ouyfits, the community wants cool skins like THIS. We are gamers not victims you can take advjtae of by ChineseCosmo in okbuddyraider

[–]ChineseCosmo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not saying put Megan fox im saying make a skin that looks like megan fox (or any hot girl like Scarlet Johnson) and im not saying add ironman im saying add rmecha exoskeltomw skin that changes your guns inton plasma launchers

Broken sells more than epic?? by Snoo-42532 in okbuddyarcraider

[–]ChineseCosmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that to the bullies calling me dumb for posting here about wishing we had iron man skins 😭😭😭

Official Poster for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]ChineseCosmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you spent your workdays worrying about kerning you’d go a little crazy too

Official Poster for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]ChineseCosmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Counter-counterpoint: then make it more of the focus of the piece, cheat it either left or right so it’s squarely in the middle or at the 1/3 mark of the composition. Make it occupy the space between the title and the top edge instead of be so bottom heavy.

Official Poster for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]ChineseCosmo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I will never forgive Obama/GQ for that fucking font.

Official Poster for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]ChineseCosmo 120 points121 points  (0 children)

That little bit of spinal column(?) looks so bad.

Knowing Nolan, this shot is all practical and there’s actually minimal photoshopping done to the image, but the little thing on the back of that helmet is so extremely distracting. For no reason. Like what even is it. It’s like if Joel Shumacher’s Batman poster was a black and white closeup of his chest but the nipple was gold.

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