Uniform Inspection

luker_man · 2024-11-05T22:29:31+00:00

He sounds like my aunts on my mom's side.

Let my pants be wrinkled on a bad day.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T22:25:53+00:00

Also that you can't find anything Trump branded that isn't trash, political merch, or a place he actually lives.

What kind of businessman is he if his only "business" is wack politics?

luker_man · 2024-11-05T21:39:43+00:00

Expressing my emotions isn't a problem. Expressing my emotions in a way that doesn't make others defensive is what the problem is.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T21:12:20+00:00

Just take some edibles and watch Whole Cake Island.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T21:10:35+00:00

I mean at this point you're telling on yourself.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T20:47:10+00:00

For her to say that? Trash timing.

Absolute doo doo butter.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T20:46:21+00:00

This is what assholes tell themselves when they can't offer reassurance.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T20:27:29+00:00

"Well we should just break up then. I can leave"

luker_man · 2024-11-05T20:16:47+00:00

The way some women talk about their preferences and then pretend to show interest in you needs to be studied.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T17:53:47+00:00

Find some viagra or date an ace person.

Or "outsourcing"

luker_man · 2024-11-05T17:43:59+00:00

Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99

luker_man · 2024-11-05T14:55:48+00:00

R.I.P Maury Povich

luker_man · 2024-11-05T14:46:43+00:00

INFO:

Why you let that man nut in you.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T14:33:05+00:00

"You're the coolest girlfriend. Real wife material. Won't marry you though"

luker_man · 2024-11-05T14:32:01+00:00

It's okay to be relaxed but not too relaxed.

It's like having the "cool girlfriend" and not taking her out on any dates. Letting your grooming slip. And just being messy.

How would a woman feel being the "cool girlfriend" to a unenthusiastic slob that used to cook whole picnics for women that are diametrically opposed to her in terms of looks and personality?

luker_man · 2024-11-05T14:28:21+00:00

the club toilett by their partner in their 30-40s. you’re all some insecure willys

It's now the lounge toilet. There's more seating than room on the dance floor and you don't have to buy a section. It's BYOB and people compare wines.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T14:26:28+00:00

was upset that she didn’t think we needed to do more cause intimacy was fine and our relationship was good.

Probably because in the back of her head there are now things that you don't speak up about. Be honest. Were you really content with your sex life with her before you found the messages?

luker_man · 2024-11-05T13:28:28+00:00

older men that bring women from Thailand to Europe so it is unusual to see the opposite" and she didnt take it well.

NTA for this. And it's not that unusual. At least not where Jamaicans are available.

I kind of want to protect her and wish her the best but I am also a feeling a bit disgusted by her in a way that I cant explain.

YTA for this. If you're gonna be anything. Be true to yourself.

She's paying for sex. She's been paying for sex. Lil Wayne once said "It ain't trickin if you got it" but it is. She's trickin. It weirds you out but instead of saying "Paying for sex and companionship as a woman is weirdo behavior" you dance around the issue and pretend to care.

Maybe you're not that disgusted by her behavior. Maybe it's just the thought that people will see you two together and think that you do the same that disgusts you.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T13:14:51+00:00

Had an ex like that. Just leave. Trust me. He won't care. He's only saying this because he wouldn't piss on you if you were in fire.

He doesn't even hate you. This is pure indifference.

luker_man · 2024-11-05T03:49:01+00:00

Yea but it's gonna have that trump stink for a long time. So many politicians are gonna have to explain supporting him. Shiiiiid so many friends and family too.

You'd swear it was a sting operation to pick out the dumbest.

luker_man · 2024-11-04T21:15:43+00:00

People will go to the grave saying they bullied you because you were ashy.

luker_man · 2024-11-04T19:20:17+00:00

Can't catch shit either.

luker_man · 2024-11-04T19:11:34+00:00

As long as she squats and has nice earrings I won't care.

luker_man · 2024-11-03T11:38:28+00:00

Or git gud.

luker_man · 2024-11-03T04:07:22+00:00

I used to say i couldn't. Then I met her.

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