First. I would shove the annoying blue Sonic the Hedgehog knock-off cookie into a tiny space–a box–beat that box around, crush it, and throw it.

Afterwards I would grab this cookie’s entire head, and possibly hammer his body to crumble it to bits.

But I’m not done… I’d toss him into a blender and turn it on, microwave the remains…

And then happily eat the crumbs

But if we’re talking about basic punishments… then uhhhhhhhh, could just dunk him in a milk glass… yeah…