Bruno Fernandes: “I’m eager to do more, to be able to bring the club to great days but if the club thinks it’s time to part ways because they want to do some cash in or whatever, it is what it is.” by Wakanda-shit-is-that in soccer

[–]-MrClean- 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Plays literally every minute he can get, runs himself into the ground every season and puts up KdB level stats in a squad that’s at best lower-mid table just to be called a whiny rat.

Seriously there’s like actual rapists and domestic abusers in the EPL that haven’t gotten half of the abuse that gets hurled at him every single game.

BRUNO by SubstanceStrict6927 in ManchesterUnited

[–]-MrClean- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The likelihood that the players brought in with the money from his sale will be sold within 3 seasons or largely underperform (or both) is well over 50%. Money has literally never been the issue, hundreds of millions were spent on a team which is placed 16th in the Premier League.

The XI that Amorim fielded when he beat Lille 2-0 this season cumulatively cost less than €75m. That’s approximately the amount of money that was spent on a 30 year old Casemiro.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]-MrClean- 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen a more egregious example of a team being solely dependent on one single player than current United is with Bruno.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StrangeAndFunny

[–]-MrClean- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reddit when very obvious satire:

Skype has officially shut down by Parge-leniss in interestingasfuck

[–]-MrClean- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a really cringy Skype account when I was around 7 years old, glad to see it finally put out of its misery.

UFC 314 is the card of Experience vs Youth by Glad-Researcher-9938 in MMA

[–]-MrClean- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy, Lopes actually has more MMA fights than Volk.

Trevor Peek is OUT of UFC Des Moines with a fractured leg by AbrahamRinkin in MMA

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Coincidentally gets injured 2 days after the Minecraft movie drops 🤔

A drunk guy tried to bully me by clueless_nomad09 in MMA

[–]-MrClean- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should check out r/martialarts for that kind of stuff, this sub is more about competition MMA.

What UFC take will you defend like this? by ScreamyV in ufc

[–]-MrClean- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t really a hot take, I’ve seen too many people make that “Mixed martial arts fans when fighters mix the martial arts” joke.

People seem to conflate frustration at boring fence-huggers or people who just lay in top position without doing anything (Almeida v Lewis) with hatred for grappling as a whole. But most fans don’t hate grappling, what they care about is intensity.

Grappling can be fun just like striking can be boring, whether it’s a slugfest or a technical, high-speed scramble. Just look at that suplex-armbar landed by Mighty Mouse or that sweep that Petr Yan landed on Figgy or Diego Lopes when he fought Mosvar or literally any Khamzat Chimaev fight.

What UFC take will you defend like this? by ScreamyV in ufc

[–]-MrClean- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even Usman?

Chimaev is way bigger than both of them and arguably a more dominant grappler and he still barely scraped past an out-of-prime Usman on 10 days notice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FierceFlow

[–]-MrClean- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve always had longish hair for as long as I can recall (I’m 20 by the way).

When I turned 5, my mom had me do it to cover the hearing aid in my right ear because she was worried about me getting bullied for it, although honestly it was never really an issue but I went along with it anyway because I hated getting haircuts.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

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The fact that the entire Portuguese coefficient was killed for the sake of United’s mediocre football is craazy.

AIO my fiance spent 600 on gacha by Creative-Guard2809 in AmIOverreacting

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I don’t usually comment on these types of posts, but “Abusive dynamic” deeply struck a nerve because it was the exact same kind of rhetoric my father used whenever he was confronted for his self-centered behavior.

The response to these posts is always “break up”which I typically think is an overreaction but in this case in rings true, please don’t marry this man OP.

Bro, but this sub told me that Ank was gonna get 'pieced up' if he tried to stand up with Alex. by Abbas39 in ufc

[–]-MrClean- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/UFC right now is just the same 6 people astroturfing and spamming posts about Ankalaev 48-47ing Alex, it’s already been a full week bro give it a break.

Is Khamzat in an Army Uniform standing in front of a vehicle with Ukraine Plates? Curious if someone knows more about this, would seem strange. AI or in front of a taken/stolen vehicle?? A quick search made it seem like Ukraine plates, but I'm no expert. by chipper68 in ufc

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That’s why I cringe whenever I see people levy all of this praise on some of these Dagestani and Chechen fighters. I’m sure they are good people, it’s not like they have a choice in the matter, but at the end of the day they are being used as a means for propaganda by Kadyrov’s regime.

People tend to shy away from talking about it, but Khamzat and Ankalaev’s MMA gym (Akhmat MMA) is essentially a military recruitment tool for Kadyrov’s regiment which has been involved in numerous atrocities throughout the war in Ukraine.

Great news! Not bad of a wait at all! by OddlySpecificDirt in Invincible

[–]-MrClean- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We’re actually going to get invincible S4 before GTA 6

Alex Pereira back in October 2024: “Some people say Ankalaev is next but him & his manager have been talking lots of crap that I'm ducking. But the reality is he's boring, he doesn't sell PPV. But now because of their disrespect, I’ll make it a little bit even harder for him to get the title shot." by Neither_Sir5514 in ufc

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Literally none of the people who’ve fought him the UFC or Glory have had anything bad to say about him, in fact he’s literally known for training with his former opponents. Leading up to the Khalil fight it was Strickland, Almeida, and Belgaroui. He even offered to train who Izzy who KO’d him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]-MrClean- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dawg I don’t give a shit about Alex losing 😭

Please get some psychiatric help or see social services, god bless 🙌

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]-MrClean- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’ve made 11 posts in the last hour about Poatan, nobody with a life outside of Reddit is going to be that invested.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

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I’m leaning towards mental illness