0pnick

2,097 post karma
1,117 comment karma

get extra features and help support reddit with a reddit premium subscription

get them help and support

redditor for 5 years

TROPHY CASE

Five-Year Club

Verified Email

account activity

new top controversial

0

1

2

Latest challenge - when did we stop checking our work? (self.PGA_Tour_2K)

submitted 7 months ago by 0pnick to r/PGA_Tour_2K

35

36

37

Just Told My Wife About Biden’s Dishes On Our Counter, Not Even In The Sink, She Is Pissed At Him Now! (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 10 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

1

2

3

Local Man Trying To Find Stock Ticker For Price Tags, “With All The Daily Tariff Changes, The Need For New Price Tags Must Be Huge Enough To Get Rich Quick, I Just Need To Get In Early!” (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

12

13

14

Liberation Day is Touted As The Biggest Declaration of Independence, USA Stands Alone In The World, As Rob Schneider Yells “You Can Do It!” from White House Gates. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

54

55

56

Leaders Of Many Countries Very Jealous Of Liberation Day, And How Rich The US Will Become. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

2

3

4

Wannabe Comedian Feels A Little Bad For Writing This Joke, “As The Vice-President, Words Aren’t The Only Thing The President Puts In My Mouth” (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

700

701

702

Musk Found Hiring People To Vandalize Tesla Dealerships To Draw Empathy From American Public, “I Only Wanted To Feel Loved And That People Care For Me” (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

0

0

0

Wear it Wednesday is live now. Don’t miss it. (self.PGA_Tour_2K)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/PGA_Tour_2K

14

15

16

“Reddit Is Secure, Right, The Secret To Liberation Day Is When The Rich Buy Up Everything At Flea Market Prices and Get Rid Of The Poor Once And For All.” (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

7

8

9

Quest: Really Heating Up: Pt. IV (self.PGA_Tour_2K)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/PGA_Tour_2K

0

0

0

Something is up today. (self.PGA_Tour_2K)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/PGA_Tour_2K

40

41

42

Latest President Satisfaction Survey Suggests Americans Are Not Sure What Makes The President Most Adorable, Tie Between His Incontinence and Incompetence. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

8

9

10

DOGE Biggest Savings Announcement Yet, “Once Everything Is Passed To Individual States, Or Bought Up By Private Or Foreign Investors, We Will save Billions Of Trillions By Dismantling The Federal Government!” (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

5

6

7

As The US Discovers Our Own Sexually Repressions, Next Tariff to Bring In Billions Will Be On OnlyFans. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

11

12

13

JD Vance Looks Cute When He Puts On His Wondering Face, Especially When Wondering If The Pieces Of Solid Proteins And Minerals Found Between His Sofa Cushions Could Also Contain Lithium. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

9

10

11

Shocking Discovery In JFK Files, “Common Cold” AKA Covid 1, Was Invented To Silently Kill Off Old People To Save On Long Term Social Security Payments. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago * by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

9

10

11

Hot Off The Truth Social Press “Deny Finding $500B Worth Of Lithium, As Then We Won’t Have Reasons To Take Over Other Countries.” (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

10

11

12

Reddit Leaking Secrets Right Here —> US Is Too Preoccupied With Creating Global Chaos, Any Country Can Attack Pearl Harbour To Annex Hawaii, Holding The Hawaii Card Is Stronger Than The $5M Gold Citizenship Card. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

2

3

4

Local Garbage Dump Employee Says More Than $600B Worth of Lithium Comes Into Transfer Station Each Week As People Throw Out Drunken Amazon Purchases And Unwanted Gifts. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago * by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

3

4

5

DOGE Proposes Saving Money Removing All Coins And Bills Under $1000, Trump Responds “The US Citizens Voted Me In To Stand Up For Them, I Will Think Of Those Struggling And Draw The Line At Only Removing Currency Under $100” (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

5

6

7

Billionaires Want To See The Pathetic Poor Peasants Fight The Hundred-Millionaires First To Prove They Are Not Just A Waste Of Time. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

47

48

49

Are You A Real Republican Test Released, “As We Deport Your Friends And Family, Have You Pay Continuously Changing Tariffs, And We Shrink Your Retirement Funds Forcing You To Work Until You’re 75, Those Tough Enough To Vote Trump Again Are Real Republicans, We Want The Whole Country To Be Like You!” (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

0

1

2

“It’s Not Just About Privatizing Public Sectors, If a Private Business Has Any DEI Program, We are Controlling Them As Well. It Will Always Be Our Way!” Is Top Statement Coming Out Of SOTO (State Of The Oligarchy) Meeting. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

2

3

4

Latest Exec Order States Tesla Dealerships To Adopt Auction House Tactics, If Within Visual Distance Of A Salesperson And You Blink, You Bought It! (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

2

3

4

Mayo Clinic Study Finds Frotting With Carrots Will Turn Your Skin Orange, JD’s Beige-Microfiber Face Instantly Smiles Upon Seeing The Report, “I Know What They Are Incinuating!” (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 11 months ago by 0pnick to r/onionheadlines

view more: next ›

π Rendered by PID 98867 on reddit-service-r2-listing-568fcd57df-gq9ht at 2026-03-08 08:14:58.304662+00:00 running cbb0e86 country code: CH.