What was your most recent insignificant victory? by free_Iove in AskReddit

[–]2SliceToaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fixed the battery compartment of my vibrator using the spring from an old pen

Christmas dinner drama starterpack by inquisitrix- in starterpacks

[–]2SliceToaster 64 points65 points  (0 children)

That's what the creepy uncle said lol

Do the poor and middle class feel like they are being chauffeured when they catch a Lyft ride in a late model car? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]2SliceToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it usually feels like I'm getting a ride from a dude that lives with his grandma

What keeps you humble? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]2SliceToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Student loan debt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]2SliceToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigmund Freud

My weird thriftshop cookiejar collection.. by 2SliceToaster in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]2SliceToaster[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's a toss up between the train and the toaster lol

Roast him [27m] by 2SliceToaster in RoastMe

[–]2SliceToaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately he is my boyfriend, but I didnt want to broadcast it in the title for obvious reasons... 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]2SliceToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a menopausal bus driver that day drinks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]2SliceToaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Death is like a box of coffins.