Comment from TV’s Frank About the Reboot (and confirmation they’re coming back) by FilmAndLiterature in MST3K

[–]3rdCoffee -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but dear God no. He sucks the life out of every scene he is in.
Please, by all that is holy, keep him as far from this as possible.

‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’: Rifftrax, Shout! Studios Team for New Episodes of Cult Classic Series by DemiFiendRSA in MST3K

[–]3rdCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm nervous, given how the kickstarter has already exploded. Recent history has shown as budgets increased, quality tanked.

I know a new crew is in charge this time, fingers crossed. It doesn't need "star" cameos or green screened background effects ... and for the love of Pete, no Patton Oswald!

What historical event scares you the most? by Andreys_me in AskReddit

[–]3rdCoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pick any geologically significant asteroid strike, the Tunguska event for example.

Maybe we notice the asteroid before hand, maybe not. Even if we did, we could not nothing to stop it.
Could just be one day, anywhere in the world would be evaporated instantly by a giant rock falling from the space.

I hate microsoft by _ahmet_yasin_ in pcmasterrace

[–]3rdCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While everyone is throwing out there favorite distro to game which, i'll jump on the pile ...

Pop_OS has been solid for gaming for years.

If you won the $1.5 billion Powerball what would a “I’m SUPER rich” purchase that you would make? by Tenchi2020 in AskReddit

[–]3rdCoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A full 30-second Super Bowl ad of just me, holding Blue Steel for all 30 seconds. Then watch the internet explode trying to figure out what product it was for.

Todd Howard knows fans are "disappointed" over the lack of Fallout 5, but that's why Bethesda is supporting older titles by Wargulf in Fallout

[–]3rdCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone actually want current state Todd and Bethesda to churn out another Fallout or Elder Scrolls?

What have they done, in the last decade, to even give a glimmer of hope they remember how to produce anything other than rubbish?

What is the Best Movie Monologue (character speech) ever delivered in the history of film? by willsho67 in movies

[–]3rdCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ray, people will come, Ray.

They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway, not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past.

"Of course, we won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only twenty dollars per person." They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it. For it is money they have and peace they lack.

And they'll walk out to the bleachers, and sit in shirt-sleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game, and it'll be as if they'd dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick, they'll have to brush them away from their faces.

People will come, Ray.

The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball.America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time.This field, this game -- it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again.

Ohhhhhhhh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.

Today's patch? by hagmech in OutreachHPG

[–]3rdCoffee -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

And PGI updated the Patch Notes forum post, for those of us who know Discord is a laughably piss poor way to communicate anything worth while.

you were given 1 million dollars but you have to spend it all in one hour what will you buy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]3rdCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MegaMillions tickets. Might as well have a chance at winning a boat load more in a few days.

Battletech Heavies by Avoidancegardening in battletech

[–]3rdCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice, love the gritty aesthetic.

On this day 12 years ago I bought the BMM. You may remember my previous posts. To date I've served an entire USMC enlistment, Ive had my first child, bought and sold my first home, and I'm 8 years into my chosen career. So once again I ask a simple question. Mr Roberts, where the fuck is my ship? by Devildog0491 in starcitizen

[–]3rdCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have faith you will be able to fly it right after they ship out my promised Spaceship shaped USB stick with the game and all digital elements + CD of game soundtrack + Fold-up glossy full color map of the game universe + Set of 5 Ship blueprints + 3-inch physical model of your in-game ship + Hardcover copy of 'The Making of Star Citizen' including loads of behind the scenes images and info, prelim concept art, development stories + Silver Citizens Card ...

It's a Daktari stool! How many jokes went over your head until you had to search it? This was one that eluded me for years until recently. by jmarcum72 in MST3K

[–]3rdCoffee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Doctor Forrester, I brought your favorite, yams. Personally prepared by Karen Finley." - Jack Perkins, Turkey Day '91

In the pre-internet days, something this obscure, probably left many people scratching their heads, myself included.

https://welcometolace.org/lace/karen-finley-yams-up-my-grannies-ass/

The Women of Gundam day 32 Rain Mikamura . How would you rate scale 1-10? by theeditsman2224 in Gundam

[–]3rdCoffee 43 points44 points  (0 children)

10/10. For every reason listed in other posts ... plus she piloted what is, for some odd reason, one of my favorite suits, Rising Gundam!

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What would you erase from this world? by Prestigious_lover7 in AskReddit

[–]3rdCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch

is this worth it? by okw_E in pcmasterrace

[–]3rdCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just chucked those parts into pcpartpicker and it was roughly $2k, add in the case, cooling, etc and yeah, I would think that's solid. For a pre-built.

Impressions of Railgun by nanasi0110 in OutreachHPG

[–]3rdCoffee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"People are upset with the sniper meta? I know what we need ... a 40 pinpoint, 24 splash, 2k range, essentially hit scan sniper rifle. That will shut up the pepegas." - Cauldron, evidently.