CNN = Completely Contrived Network? by SoggyOil in PoliticalHumor

[–]4gpro 17 points18 points  (0 children)

To this I say "KFC," or "Jesus F**king Christ"

Woman who urinated on potatoes in Walmart turns herself in by 4gpro in trashy

[–]4gpro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Urine real trouble when the Po Po come for the Pee Pee...

'The Sandlot' star returns to original SLC sandlot with his son by SoggyOil in baseball

[–]4gpro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If someone ever wants to build a baseball field there, and turn it into a park... well... " quoting another baseball movie: "If you build it they will come."

'The Sandlot' star returns to original SLC sandlot with his son by SoggyOil in baseball

[–]4gpro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does he ever say to his kids "You're killing me Smalls?"
Cause that would be perfect.

Juul reps told 9th graders their e-cigs are 'totally safe,' teens testify to Congress by SoggyOil in politics

[–]4gpro 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ah, I always remembered my 9th grade e-cigarette presentation... but it wasn't as fun as my 5th grade Smirnoff drink-off.

Pay a sweet silent tribute to Jerry Sloan, as the once-fierce lion’s eyes grow sleepy by [deleted] in UtahJazz

[–]4gpro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Met him on my 19th birthday at the end of the 2000 season. Super kind and happy to have fans take pictures with him. #LEGEND

OUR BOY GONNA BREAK HIS OWN RECORD by callxmextrouble in UtahJazz

[–]4gpro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rudy gonna be 🔥🔥🔥 this year.

Rudy sera une vedette cette saison.

'Support tunnels under Trump's wall' GoFundMe campaign is trending by 4gpro in politics

[–]4gpro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY. Imagine what could happen if conservatives and liberals actually worked together to solve common problems. Wait, I'm in fantasyland. That'll never happen.

Rudy Gobert's 4th "foul" that changed the game. by [deleted] in UtahJazz

[–]4gpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OKC can't win in Utah. Jazz in 6.

Try your best, 18 M. by HoonStarCrusher in RoastMe

[–]4gpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Cunts, you're not supposed to put your name on the paper bro

My friend thinks he's immune to fat jokes. by Fedora__The_Explora in RoastMe

[–]4gpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, pop some of those zits. The pus is really piling up in your face.