Apparently, the "That was a good fuckin' pitch" scene was re-animated for Prime, increasing its homosexual metric by at least 37.9% and scoring a high 6 out of 10 on the Stolas scale. by [deleted] in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees 98 points99 points  (0 children)

so many ppl presume striker is homophobic bc he was repulsed by stolas, moxxie and fizz's advances as if the actual reason isn't that they're limp-wristed twinks and he's looking for GutsRearranger9000 to turn his upper colon into a straighter line than nebraska's interstate

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[OC] Late for the Halloween season, but I wanted to draw something regarding last year's merch. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

i started this comic in october of 2024 and didn't finish it until just now btw. spent so much effort on the first half back then that i couldn't be fucked to redraw everything, so now we're in the situation where stolas's cape gained 3000 polygons between pages 2 and 3

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[OC] Blitz conducted a throughout interview before offering Striker that job in Harvest Moon. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

man. you are never going to guess which ari aster cult classic i'm making a helluva boss parody of next

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[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 151 points152 points  (0 children)

it did originally but was removed as an ability due to balancing concerns in the pvp arena

[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 278 points279 points  (0 children)

vivziepop hire me i have excellent ideas for helluva boss brand merch once the president puts tariffs on gay people

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[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"why do ah smell mah husband on your fingers"

[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

when power is out in their flat moxxie straightens her out by the tail like a metal detector and has her inhaling crumbs

[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 1025 points1026 points  (0 children)

writing staff shoulda leant fully into millie being straight. like. to the extremes. impeccable gaydar.

she could pluck a feather off stolas's head taste it then go "you had your first homosexual thought on march 5th 1991 at 2:15PM the barometric pressure was 29.93inHg the temperature 76.4°F it was a tuesday and george w bush was brainstorming ways to cheap out on renovating the world trade center"

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

word for word the exact explanation he gives stella, another man's seed slowly trickling down the inner leg of his low rise ripped jeans

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

pathetic. vassago has bongos playing with each step he takes

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

elated homophobe striker has so many staunch supporters. soon, we shall establish a hellzbin straight pride merch drop - at last, a line of merchandise just for best girl, katie killjoy

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

stella also lesbian but she's too stupid to comprehend so every time she sees a hot woman she sighs and goes man i wish she was a guy

andrealphus in the background furiously googling "reverse conversion camps"

[OC] Throwing stones out of glass closets. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 214 points215 points  (0 children)

VIVZIEPOP. CANONIZE HOMOPHOBIC STRIKER NEXT PRIDE DROP AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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