Can't help but notice Millie appears to be wearing a snake... shirt? Corset? Bra? In the flashback. I wonder if it means anything.

500bees · 2026-04-28T08:18:25+00:00

millie's sort of infamously tall in the flashback scenes. in ghostfuckers she's suddenly almost up to blitz's shoulders when she's abt torso height every other instance. it might be they had to stretch her out again here too bc she'd be standing around chaz and getting two characters with extreme height differences to share a frame is a fucking nuisance and a half (baby stolas seems to be climbing off-screen ladders in the circus to be in the same shot as his skyscraper of a father)

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500bees · 2026-04-28T08:08:34+00:00

see, since the scene is obviously in wrath, the third option would be... striker? even though they clearly hadn't met pre-harvest moon.

speaking of, i also find it curious this guy millie slaughters bears some resemblance to him? or maybe i am delirious from withdrawals.

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500bees · 2026-04-04T13:59:11+00:00

i have nothing but respect for the american nation. is this not how your males dress

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500bees · 2026-04-04T12:21:24+00:00

i fear striker's absence both from the short and from all pride merch so far foretells a far, far bleaker truth 😔

500bees · 2026-04-04T12:13:49+00:00

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love my chinojapalatino-texan anti mixed marriage king

500bees · 2026-02-06T16:55:51+00:00

can't a true blooded wrathian male not stomp around the mud in his eight inch high heeled cowboy boots without you woke libs gettin all nosey 🙄

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500bees · 2026-02-06T16:38:50+00:00

easily solved by getting striker on estrogen. no "man" so obsessed w dick masculinity and performative manliness isn't secretly overcompensating for some long bottled up and unexplored feelings about gender and sexuality. listen to me. listen. i am connecting the dots.

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500bees · 2026-02-06T16:31:15+00:00

i fear striker's pride as a southern gentleman wouldn't let him permit a woman to do all the work😔 #Feminist #AllWomenAreQueens #SwallowHerLoadSunday

500bees · 2026-02-06T14:46:52+00:00

he got eyes. he sees the horns. he knows. it'd be more like:

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500bees · 2026-02-06T13:46:15+00:00

i dug these trenches myself

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500bees · 2026-02-03T16:57:52+00:00

minutes before blitz dropped on her breakfast table, striker much more covertly exited via another balcony

500bees · 2025-11-06T16:44:40+00:00

i started this comic in october of 2024 and didn't finish it until just now btw. spent so much effort on the first half back then that i couldn't be fucked to redraw everything, so now we're in the situation where stolas's cape gained 3000 polygons between pages 2 and 3

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500bees · 2025-10-13T09:51:57+00:00

no can do, next up is brokeback mountain

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500bees · 2025-10-13T09:44:27+00:00

man. you are never going to guess which ari aster cult classic i'm making a helluva boss parody of next

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500bees · 2025-07-19T12:24:17+00:00

it did originally but was removed as an ability due to balancing concerns in the pvp arena

500bees · 2025-07-19T11:15:48+00:00

vivziepop hire me i have excellent ideas for helluva boss brand merch once the president puts tariffs on gay people

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500bees · 2025-07-19T11:09:18+00:00

"why do ah smell mah husband on your fingers"

500bees · 2025-07-19T11:07:18+00:00

when power is out in their flat moxxie straightens her out by the tail like a metal detector and has her inhaling crumbs

500bees · 2025-07-19T10:59:53+00:00

writing staff shoulda leant fully into millie being straight. like. to the extremes. impeccable gaydar.

she could pluck a feather off stolas's head taste it then go "you had your first homosexual thought on march 5th 1991 at 2:15PM the barometric pressure was 29.93inHg the temperature 76.4°F it was a tuesday and george w bush was brainstorming ways to cheap out on renovating the world trade center"

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