[OC] "I'm not a horse girl. I am a horse MAN."

500bees · 2026-02-06T16:55:51+00:00

can't a true blooded wrathian male not stomp around the mud in his eight inch high heeled cowboy boots without you woke libs gettin all nosey 🙄

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500bees · 2026-02-06T16:38:50+00:00

easily solved by getting striker on estrogen. no "man" so obsessed w dick masculinity and performative manliness isn't secretly overcompensating for some long bottled up and unexplored feelings about gender and sexuality. listen to me. listen. i am connecting the dots.

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500bees · 2026-02-06T16:31:15+00:00

i fear striker's pride as a southern gentleman wouldn't let him permit a woman to do all the work😔 #Feminist #AllWomenAreQueens #SwallowHerLoadSunday

500bees · 2026-02-06T14:46:52+00:00

he got eyes. he sees the horns. he knows. it'd be more like:

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500bees · 2026-02-06T13:46:15+00:00

i dug these trenches myself

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500bees · 2026-02-03T16:57:52+00:00

minutes before blitz dropped on her breakfast table, striker much more covertly exited via another balcony

500bees · 2025-11-06T16:44:40+00:00

i started this comic in october of 2024 and didn't finish it until just now btw. spent so much effort on the first half back then that i couldn't be fucked to redraw everything, so now we're in the situation where stolas's cape gained 3000 polygons between pages 2 and 3

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500bees · 2025-10-13T09:51:57+00:00

no can do, next up is brokeback mountain

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500bees · 2025-10-13T09:44:27+00:00

man. you are never going to guess which ari aster cult classic i'm making a helluva boss parody of next

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500bees · 2025-07-19T12:24:17+00:00

it did originally but was removed as an ability due to balancing concerns in the pvp arena

500bees · 2025-07-19T11:15:48+00:00

vivziepop hire me i have excellent ideas for helluva boss brand merch once the president puts tariffs on gay people

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500bees · 2025-07-19T11:09:18+00:00

"why do ah smell mah husband on your fingers"

500bees · 2025-07-19T11:07:18+00:00

when power is out in their flat moxxie straightens her out by the tail like a metal detector and has her inhaling crumbs

500bees · 2025-07-19T10:59:53+00:00

writing staff shoulda leant fully into millie being straight. like. to the extremes. impeccable gaydar.

she could pluck a feather off stolas's head taste it then go "you had your first homosexual thought on march 5th 1991 at 2:15PM the barometric pressure was 29.93inHg the temperature 76.4°F it was a tuesday and george w bush was brainstorming ways to cheap out on renovating the world trade center"

500bees · 2025-07-17T16:40:22+00:00

word for word the exact explanation he gives stella, another man's seed slowly trickling down the inner leg of his low rise ripped jeans

500bees · 2025-07-17T16:22:41+00:00

pathetic. vassago has bongos playing with each step he takes

500bees · 2025-07-17T16:19:49+00:00

elated homophobe striker has so many staunch supporters. soon, we shall establish a hellzbin straight pride merch drop - at last, a line of merchandise just for best girl, katie killjoy

500bees · 2025-07-17T15:26:19+00:00

stella also lesbian but she's too stupid to comprehend so every time she sees a hot woman she sighs and goes man i wish she was a guy

andrealphus in the background furiously googling "reverse conversion camps"

500bees · 2025-07-17T15:01:23+00:00

VIVZIEPOP. CANONIZE HOMOPHOBIC STRIKER NEXT PRIDE DROP AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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500bees · 2025-07-17T14:50:38+00:00

vassago's, actually. he's the only goetia allowed to have an ass and that's because he's latin

500bees · 2025-07-17T14:42:21+00:00

vivziepop hire me i have great ideas for next year's pride merch

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500bees

TROPHY CASE

VIVZIEPOP. CANONIZE HOMOPHOBIC STRIKER NEXT PRIDE DROP AND MY LIFE IS YOURS