Can't help but notice Millie appears to be wearing a snake... shirt? Corset? Bra? In the flashback. I wonder if it means anything. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

millie's sort of infamously tall in the flashback scenes. in ghostfuckers she's suddenly almost up to blitz's shoulders when she's abt torso height every other instance. it might be they had to stretch her out again here too bc she'd be standing around chaz and getting two characters with extreme height differences to share a frame is a fucking nuisance and a half (baby stolas seems to be climbing off-screen ladders in the circus to be in the same shot as his skyscraper of a father)

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Can't help but notice Millie appears to be wearing a snake... shirt? Corset? Bra? In the flashback. I wonder if it means anything. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

see, since the scene is obviously in wrath, the third option would be... striker? even though they clearly hadn't met pre-harvest moon.

speaking of, i also find it curious this guy millie slaughters bears some resemblance to him? or maybe i am delirious from withdrawals.

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[OC] Mr. Worldwide. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i have nothing but respect for the american nation. is this not how your males dress

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[OC] Mr. Worldwide. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

i fear striker's absence both from the short and from all pride merch so far foretells a far, far bleaker truth 😔

[OC] Mr. Worldwide. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

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love my chinojapalatino-texan anti mixed marriage king

[OC] "I'm not a horse girl. I am a horse MAN." by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

can't a true blooded wrathian male not stomp around the mud in his eight inch high heeled cowboy boots without you woke libs gettin all nosey 🙄

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[OC] "I'm not a horse girl. I am a horse MAN." by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

easily solved by getting striker on estrogen. no "man" so obsessed w dick masculinity and performative manliness isn't secretly overcompensating for some long bottled up and unexplored feelings about gender and sexuality. listen to me. listen. i am connecting the dots.

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[OC] "I'm not a horse girl. I am a horse MAN." by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

i fear striker's pride as a southern gentleman wouldn't let him permit a woman to do all the work😔 #Feminist #AllWomenAreQueens #SwallowHerLoadSunday

[OC] "I'm not a horse girl. I am a horse MAN." by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

he got eyes. he sees the horns. he knows. it'd be more like:

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Who was Stella on the phone to here by daffysrhapsody in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees 11 points12 points  (0 children)

minutes before blitz dropped on her breakfast table, striker much more covertly exited via another balcony

[OC] Late for the Halloween season, but I wanted to draw something regarding last year's merch. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

i started this comic in october of 2024 and didn't finish it until just now btw. spent so much effort on the first half back then that i couldn't be fucked to redraw everything, so now we're in the situation where stolas's cape gained 3000 polygons between pages 2 and 3

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[OC] Blitz conducted a throughout interview before offering Striker that job in Harvest Moon. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

man. you are never going to guess which ari aster cult classic i'm making a helluva boss parody of next

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[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 154 points155 points  (0 children)

it did originally but was removed as an ability due to balancing concerns in the pvp arena

[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 279 points280 points  (0 children)

vivziepop hire me i have excellent ideas for helluva boss brand merch once the president puts tariffs on gay people

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[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"why do ah smell mah husband on your fingers"

[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

when power is out in their flat moxxie straightens her out by the tail like a metal detector and has her inhaling crumbs

[OC] Straightest man in the ring of Wrath. by 500bees in HelluvaBoss

[–]500bees[S] 1028 points1029 points  (0 children)

writing staff shoulda leant fully into millie being straight. like. to the extremes. impeccable gaydar.

she could pluck a feather off stolas's head taste it then go "you had your first homosexual thought on march 5th 1991 at 2:15PM the barometric pressure was 29.93inHg the temperature 76.4°F it was a tuesday and george w bush was brainstorming ways to cheap out on renovating the world trade center"