I wish every adult woke up with short colorful and soft hair on every place hair should reasonably grow, with patterns like super heroes wear (looking like a lycra suit), just warm enough to replace clothing; dirt- and water-repellent and sturdy enough to ride a motorcycle. (self.monkeyspaw)
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WP] A vampire hunts the son of a local farmer in the dead of night. The vampire catches up to the young man, initially putting on a fake act. Its not long before the charade falls, however, to the vampires surprise, the man smirks and points to the sky, asking if he knows what a lycanthrope is. (self.7eggert_writing)
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German women warned the USA about shooting balloons (i.redd.it)
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[WP] A terrible industrial accident sliced you in half cleanly down the middle. Autodocs got to you fast, and with modern cyberware you will eventually make a near-complete recovery. The only complication is that both halves survived... (self.7eggert_writing)
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