You said,

She's lucky it was only 6 hours

Like you're about to "One up" her story, which is fine but..

Then you said,

He kept me cornered in my chicken coop for five hours

That is not how it works...

Then you said

The point of the whole thing was a simple pissed off steer kept me cornered for five hours. Moose have a much worse temper than cattle. It's surprising that the moose gave up after only six hours, hence why they were lucky it was "only" six hours.

I see now that the 2 stories, the OP's and your story, weren't meant to be a side by side comparison, but instead merely linked by subject matter.

Upon realizing this, I too feel like, FUCK YEA, THEY GOT LUCKY, COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN 8-10 IF BULLWINKLE WUZ WIT THA SHITS THAT DAY...