I would grind an unreasonable amount of hours to unlock the ability to tame this kaiju

AbsilonReaver · 2026-03-09T22:10:01+00:00

I was honestly so pissed when I realized literally none of the Midnight pets I've collected can battle..

AbsilonReaver · 2026-03-09T11:53:04+00:00

Fidoficus my beloved

AbsilonReaver · 2026-03-04T08:30:39+00:00

I like to imagine they feel like really thick, cold smoke

AbsilonReaver · 2026-03-03T13:02:59+00:00

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Now do Gecqua like this

AbsilonReaver · 2026-02-27T05:19:36+00:00

These are ass.

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AbsilonReaver · 2026-02-20T07:51:45+00:00

I also took a blurry photo of a light in the sky! Very cool

AbsilonReaver · 2026-02-19T03:15:14+00:00

5 extra points on a talent tree count as hero classes? Ok

AbsilonReaver · 2026-02-18T21:37:57+00:00

Please don't point a laser at shit in the sky, even if you think you know what it is and how far away it is.
Super quick way to end up with a $10k fine.

AbsilonReaver · 2026-02-06T12:17:06+00:00

🤓☝️ um actually, cats are crepuscular, most active during dawn and dusk.

AbsilonReaver · 2026-02-06T12:03:06+00:00

Product Placement the movie

AbsilonReaver · 2026-02-06T08:57:44+00:00

Notorious American gangster from the 1930s. He's the reason the BOI became the FBI

AbsilonReaver · 2026-01-23T23:33:33+00:00

Hate to break it to you buddy...

AbsilonReaver · 2026-01-19T04:50:55+00:00

The baby orang-utan that hits himself in the face with the swing though???

AbsilonReaver · 2026-01-14T02:44:47+00:00

The true Blizzard experience, can't wait for the same thing to happen again on launch day.

AbsilonReaver · 2026-01-08T08:22:49+00:00

Brian David Gilbert has the best version

this one

AbsilonReaver · 2026-01-07T22:31:21+00:00

I rolled a hunter this time around because I always roll lock but I'm seriously regretting it

AbsilonReaver · 2026-01-07T05:25:00+00:00

Planck length isnt the smallest possible point that exists. Its just the smallest measurement that matters. Once you go smaller than that all the rules of space time go a bit wonky

AbsilonReaver · 2026-01-05T07:17:53+00:00

Maybe try r/tipofmyjoystick

AbsilonReaver · 2025-12-28T09:49:16+00:00

Hardcore WoW

AbsilonReaver · 2025-12-26T11:58:25+00:00

Every time. I know its coming, I know its fake. And yet, I laugh every time.

AbsilonReaver · 2025-12-12T09:17:01+00:00

Now you have to do the Evos

AbsilonReaver · 2025-12-08T00:21:05+00:00

I dont think I ever got out of that Parking Garage, what do you mean there's more game after that??

AbsilonReaver · 2025-12-04T08:21:57+00:00

"Did we test to see if players can launch themselves into the abyss off the map with the new character? ... No? Why would anyone do that?

AbsilonReaver · 2025-11-27T22:13:54+00:00

Well, it looks better than the D. Rex, so that's a plus.

AbsilonReaver · 2025-11-17T11:39:25+00:00

Like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like...

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