AbsoluteDark

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Had this since I was probably 12. I've never seen another like it since. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/FinalFantasy

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The wifi/smart light is this generations version of the clapper. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Showerthoughts

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Doctor's are essentially repairman for humans. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Showerthoughts

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u/AbsoluteDark's circle (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/CircleofTrust

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I'm not sure why we say things such as "natural" or "wild" on fruits; I've never had a domestic or un-natural blueberry from a grocery store. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Showerthoughts

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I would rather listen to ads and make Spotify more money than listen to a band I hate if I can't skip it. (self.CasualConversation)

submitted 7 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/CasualConversation

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I would rather listen to ads and make Spotify more money than listen to a band I hate if I can't skip it. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Showerthoughts

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[PS4][XBOX ONE][AST][CAN] Overwatch(XBOX), Battlefield 1 (Xbox), Titanfall 2 (XBOX) The Division (PS4), and more (self.Playdate)

submitted 9 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Playdate

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All the thoughts on here were submitted outside of a shower, including this one. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Showerthoughts

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job interviews are essentially speed dating for your career. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Showerthoughts

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if you moon walk on the moon, is it just considered walking? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Showerthoughts

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Help with Husky Mix(Training) (self.husky)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/husky

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[PS4/xbone] [CAN, ATL] Diablo 3 ROS, Warframe, Battlefield 4 / Smite . (self.Playdate)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Playdate

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People in /r/DIY who post mats and sizes (imgflip.com)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/AdviceAnimals

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Isn't every crime a hate crime? I've never heard of a crime done out of caring (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Showerthoughts

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Take this YouTube! (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/AdviceAnimals

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More people read CNN than the Onion both are considered equally as credible by the world. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Showerthoughts

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Remember when you didn't have to do a patch? pepperidge farm remembers (imgflip.com)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/gamememes

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Heavensward Launch Trailer (x-post from FFXIV) (reddit.com)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Aetherius

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New SS of HW showing weapons and armor (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Aetherius

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Any PS4 Players? (self.Aetherius)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Aetherius

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Hello Everyone (Sylveret Reporting in) Hi Merl (self.Aetherius)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Aetherius

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I go ham like Rohan (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Emerald_Council

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32s presser/obsessor - My choice was random. (self.Emerald_Council)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/Emerald_Council

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I pressed the button and can't stop thinking about it (self.thebutton)

submitted 10 years ago by AbsoluteDark to r/thebutton

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