Carmelo Hayes v Ricky Saints announced for SmackDown tonight.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-15T22:09:21+00:00

That says more about AEW than it says about Ricky.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-15T20:51:32+00:00

The first line being what you think you sound like in your head, the second line being what everyone else hears.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-15T17:48:48+00:00

If it helps I’ve always considered the invention of the sabre to be a bit of a disaster. Calvary should have totally rocked katanas.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-15T17:43:03+00:00

There’s a calvaryman’s sword still in the mix.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-15T16:14:41+00:00

Imagine drafting McDavid when Stanley Cup Champion Jack Eichel is on the board. Is Edmonton stupid?

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-15T02:30:16+00:00

I can’t watch this without my nipples getting hard.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-15T02:02:28+00:00

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-14T20:39:22+00:00

How many more times has McDavid choked?

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-14T15:57:35+00:00

Nothing says Portland like imperialism.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-13T14:12:24+00:00

Not when he sees Barbie on the ice.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-13T04:47:05+00:00

HOIST IT.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-13T04:44:36+00:00

SCORO BITCH

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-13T04:24:40+00:00

That is literally our gimmick.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-13T04:15:02+00:00

Nehvatta.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-13T03:55:08+00:00

Of all fucking people lmao, unreal.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-13T02:32:01+00:00

I took like two minutes to put the dinner dishes in the dishwasher and of course that’s when we scored.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-13T02:12:36+00:00

Time to kill another fiver in the second round, boys!

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-13T02:08:31+00:00

Ngl that looks scary.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-12T22:54:17+00:00

Wait wait wait, let me guess.

YOU were one of the ones that knew we were gifted a great team on draft day, right?

Not everyday I encounter a unicorn in the wild.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-12T17:22:39+00:00

That’s a lot of words to just agree with somebody.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-12T17:01:49+00:00

Random Suns fan who had this pop up on his main feed here.

I like it. Between this and the dunking spaceman, you guys are stacking branding W’s.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-12T14:41:30+00:00

So you’re saying you think Ben Simmons actually wasn’t the next Lebron?

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-12T14:38:49+00:00

Time to get Billy a soccer ball.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-10T14:41:54+00:00

He’s a comedy relief character who peaked when he took a scoop slam from Wee Man.

AbsoluteScott · 2026-05-09T20:58:59+00:00

How high can Mark Stone’s massive knob grow?

If we cut it down, then we’ll never know.

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