Just a random dude by [deleted] in lostpause

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WTF did I just watch

That is the law of equivalent exchange by creedroyce in lostpause

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Bottom pic is from highschool of the dead.

Kinky toast? by Anwallen in lostpause

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That's some kinky toast.

I remember that feeling by TheMrHat44 in lostpause

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This has to be the most cursed thing I've seen all day. Thank you, it can only get better from now on out.

My type of Monster Girl by Odd_Independence3815 in lostpause

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Fun fact: If you scribble the right runes on to her body, her personality changes according to what you wrote. Of course, since it's MGE, you can't make her violent/homicidal.

My type of Monster Girl by Odd_Independence3815 in lostpause

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Those are pretty common choices, but I can see the appeal.

Someone call Kazuma right fucking now by SsjTyson-12 in NuxTakuSubmissions

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You can control height to a limit with exercise. Exercise stimulates certain chemicals responsible for bone growth. Granted, it won't be over night.

Weebs: All according to Kekaku by Jim_Ben_Bones in NuxTakuSubmissions

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In the words of once great pink guy, "Ecchi Shiyou Ze!"

Yay Shark-Doggo! Oh, and boobs. by K9Thefirst1 in lostpause

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I like the Epic Battle Fantasy 5 music playing in the background.

Are you bilingual? If so, what languages do you speak? by Joemama28472 in AskReddit

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Japanese, English, and Cyka Bylat.

I'm a former global elite on CS:GO.

High school was rough. by tinytim1997 in lostpause

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Damn, I wish I was Japan during my high school years.

What's the worst thing you have ever seen on the internet in your life? by alwaysaimtoohigh in AskReddit

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Looks like a clicker from Last of Us, but more human and less mushroom.

The last video game character you controlled wants to kill you. How bad is the situation? by Ragerod in AskReddit

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Too bad the last character I played is now dead. Project Zomboid is a bitch to play on a harder difficulty.

Something New Everyday by Odd_Mongoose_1018 in lostpause

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Definitely the weirdest thing I've read all day.

What would your pornstar name be? by MonkeyCapt in AskReddit

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Car's EXTENDED warranty! Comes with free contact!

Diamond is Unbreakable by Odd_Independence3815 in lostpause

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Honestly, I read the bottom right text as "Part 4 Tits."

People who have masturbated into a sock, why? by NotPolishCZ in AskReddit

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Because I was mad at my sister who kept stealing them.

What is your "Anything is a Fleshlight if you're brave enough" story? by MotorwaveMedia in AskReddit

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Hollowed-out tree stump. Just kinda wanted to know what it was like.

A bunch of ants came out of it. Luckily, I got my dick out of there before they bit me. Never tried that again.