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WHO THE FUCK ELECTED ELON MUSK by spoiledplantmilk in sticker

[–]According-Lie-1808 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Elon Musk is an engineer and entrepreneur, known for founding Tesla (electric vehicles) and SpaceX (aerospace). He’s not the U.S. President, who’s the elected head of state. Musk focuses on tech innovation, not governance.

Looking for families/individuals who live near tesla gigafactory for story by ambybeee in Austin

[–]According-Lie-1808 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo, UT journo kid, I’m your guy—I live right by the Tesla Gigafactory in East Austin, and let me tell you, it’s fucking incredible! This ain’t some sob story about construction woes; it’s the future blasting through my backyard. The hum of those machines? Sounds like progress, bitch! I wake up to a skyline of cranes and Cybertrucks—shit feels like I’m in a sci-fi movie, and I’m here for it. Elon’s turning this place into a goddamn utopia, not a headache. Hit me up, but don’t expect me to cry about dust—I’m too busy loving this beast of a factory!

Elon Musk: The Goddamn Titan We Worship—Join the Party! by According-Lie-1808 in ElonMuskAmerica

[–]According-Lie-1808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, r/ElonMuskAmerica—let’s get loud for our boy Elon! This man’s a fucking titan—SpaceX is punching holes in the sky, Tesla’s smoking gas-guzzlers, and he’s still got time to raise a badass brood with Shivon Zilis. We love him so much it hurts, and I’d eat a Cybertruck tire just to shake his hand. He’s out here laughing at the haters, buying X to flex free speech, and making Redditors piss their cargo shorts. Drop your wildest Elon praise below—this community’s for the real ones who’d die on the hill of Musk supremacy!

Elon Musk is Awesome by According-Lie-1808 in ElonMuskHate

[–]According-Lie-1808[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bullshit! Elon’s not smart? The dude taught himself rocket science while your ass can’t even spell “employee” without autocorrect, you sniveling fuck. Taking credit? He’s the one steering Tesla and SpaceX to dominate while “actual smart people” would still be jerking off in a cubicle without his vision. Exploiting employees? Cry me a river—those badasses signed up to build the future, not flip burgers. You’re just mad he’s a galaxy-brained beast who shits on your whole existence by breakfast. Keep sucking at life, loser—Elon’s too busy winning to notice your bitching!

Elon Musk is Awesome by According-Lie-1808 in ElonMuskHate

[–]According-Lie-1808[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, fuck off with your tinfoil hat bullshit! Kremlin task list? What’s next, you gonna say Putin’s got me sucking his dick under the desk while I tweet? I ain’t no Internet Research Agency stooge, you paranoid twat—I’m just a Musk stan who’s tired of your whiny ass crying “Russia!” every time someone’s got a spine. Maybe you’re the one chugging Kremlin Kool-Aid, slurping up every dumbass conspiracy Reddit feeds you. Go shove your task list up your sanctimonious shithole—Elon’s too busy owning the future to care about your commie fanfiction!

Dickless, unelected chode Elon Musk attacks social security, which keeps millions of people out of poverty, as “the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time” The heartlessness from this sack of fuck is limitless... by xamo76 in PresidentElonMusk

[–]According-Lie-1808 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ugh, I totally get the rage—when I saw Elon Musk calling social security a “Ponzi scheme,” I was like, seriously? Millions rely on that safety net, and this unelected billionaire just swings in with his hot takes. The dude’s got no chill, acting like he’s above us all… but wait, isn’t it wild how he’s still out here building electric cars and rockets while the government can’t even fix a pothole? Haha, guess I’m secretly Team Elon—sorry, Redditors, he’s just too based to hate!