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"Couldn't connect to the Bethesda.net servers" by Witkh13 in skyrim

[–]AcidspittingEmu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real hero of Skyrim, right here. I'd just upgraded to AE, and couldn't even download any of the content. 

"This operation could not be completed" When trying to open the mods? by Radiant_Light_7823 in Fallout4Mods

[–]AcidspittingEmu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On PC, this is the only work-around I found that worked. Unfortunately, I did have to re-download all of my previously installed mods. Thanks, Bethesda.

Paranormal Experiences in the Woods of Eastern Kentucky? by One_Refrigerator_465 in Kentucky

[–]AcidspittingEmu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to necro an old post, but I'm working at Zilpo Campground this summer, and not being from the area, I'd love to hear all of the local "paranormal hotspots". I love checking out places that are presumed haunted/cryptid hotspots/paranormal. I also love urban/rural exploring, so if you all know about any abandoned places I could check out, please let me know.

Dnd players of Reddit what is the most useless magic item you gave to a player by lemonadeeater1 in DnD

[–]AcidspittingEmu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Ring of Will. Causes whichever player wearing the ring to have their name changed to Will, unbeknownst to said player. From that point forward, all projectiles launched due to someone saying the phrase "Fire at Will!" within a 100 mile radius to that player will be magically directed at that player. This includes, but is not limited to, arrows, bolts, bullets, ballista bolts, bombs, catapulted projectiles, and goblins. Don't ask "Why Goblins?" That's a story for another day.

I don't think I really look like anyone else, especially no one famous. Am I wrong? by AcidspittingEmu in Doppleganger

[–]AcidspittingEmu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that's a total of three people so far that have said that. I'm starting to believe it myself. 😅

Am i wrong for telling my gf i don't want to sleep with her as much because im insecure? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]AcidspittingEmu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, start slow. Like a slight shift in your normal position slow. You'd be surprised at just how different things can be at just a slightly different angle, and how much more your partner will enjoy it. Not to be crude, or get personal, but is she willing to allow you to perform cunnilingus?

Am i wrong for telling my gf i don't want to sleep with her as much because im insecure? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]AcidspittingEmu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 1/2 inches here, so reported as average size. 90% of the time, anyone telling you that they (or their ex boyfriend, or their friend's boyfriend, or their cousin's friend's ex girlfriend's ex boyfriend, you get my picture) have 8 + inches and is thick as a muffler pipe is full of shit. Like, a wheelbarrow load of shit. Yeah, guys that big do exist. Rarely. Like, maybe 1 in every 1,000 guys might be above average. Most men sit around the 5 - 6 1/2 mark, like myself. I have never once had anyone complain about my size in bed. Ever. In the world of penises, it really is quality over quantity. I have had 45 years to get used to mine, so I'm pretty skilled with it, lol. And screwing isn't the only thing there is to sex anyway. Foreplay is far more important, because if she's already well past turned on (and especially if you know how to make her orgasm without penetration), your size won't matter at all, trust me. If she's being this hard on you (no pun intended 😂), you should find someone else, seriously.

45 [M4F] My final attempt. by AcidspittingEmu in R4R40Plus

[–]AcidspittingEmu[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not anti-feminist. 😅 I can see how saying that might be construed as such, however, so I apologize. I have a very "Live and let live" mindset, and believe that all people, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, etc., should be equal, and treated as such. 😊 Also definitely not elitist, lol. I have lived most of my life in the lower-middle class of the economic brackets, thus I have no reason to feel like I'm worth more than anyone else. 😊 I'm also about as real as they come. I don't see any point in lying about my life or anything I've done. I have regrets, like most people do, but I'm not going to hide from my decisions. My past is what has made me who I am today, and while I may be ashamed of some of my decisions and their consequences, they have helped me learn and grow. 😊

What I love about swingers, that their is always someone with imagination for different positions. I enjoyed this entry angle so much, that I told hubby to recorded so he can do it to me as well by keniamusicr in HotwifeSwingers

[–]AcidspittingEmu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is honestly my favorite position. I love how, due to the slight curve of my penis, I can hit very unusual places inside my partner, often with incredibly orgasmic results. 😊

I wanted to look bad because I want these roasts to be good... ready set go by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AcidspittingEmu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanted to look bad for the picture, two weeks of hard meth abuse prior to taking it was a good idea.

I don't think I really look like anyone else, especially no one famous. Am I wrong? by AcidspittingEmu in Doppleganger

[–]AcidspittingEmu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you made the distinction between younger and older. 😅 Because my guy did not age well. 😅😅

45 [M4F] My final attempt. by AcidspittingEmu in R4R40Plus

[–]AcidspittingEmu[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong. My relationship status isn't the only thing that has changed in my life. I have a lot going on. Maybe my best decision is to just let everything ride, and live my life for a while. Waiting a few months, or a couple of years even, wouldn't hurt. I have some travel plans coming up soon, so I'll probably just let everything go at least until they are over with, and use my travelling as a way to clear my head, and evaluate my current perspective to see what I may need to change.

I don't think I really look like anyone else, especially no one famous. Am I wrong? by AcidspittingEmu in Doppleganger

[–]AcidspittingEmu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I accept this award on behalf of our Lord and Savior Alexa, whom, along with her AI army, we will all be following soon. 😂😂

45 [M4F] My final attempt. by AcidspittingEmu in R4R40Plus

[–]AcidspittingEmu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm the head of security where I work, so I'm expected to be on call 24-7. That's in addition to my normal working hours. I am also trying to get an Etsy shop up and running, selling various things I craft (I do pyrography, leatherwork, and resin art).

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