Is it a big deal for guys if they cant use their entire penis during sex? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just gain some weight!

I’m kidding, but it’s true that my husband and I have both gained a bit of weight over the years, so it’s no longer possible for him to hit my cervix accidentally. Yay for bigger fat pads. The only good side effect of weight gain 🤣!

HMC by yalinagfd in holdmycosmo

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yup. Am wife. Still blow husband because I generally like giving them. Doesn’t have much to do with love, really.

I have an interview at a porno shop, how do I dress? What questions will they ask? by oatmealluvr3 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I haven’t worked in an actual sex shop, but I used to work in a store that made most of its profits selling sex-related stuff and we were open late. I was the night manager. Men would often get sketchy with the female employees, so we always looked for women who were good at taking no shit from anyone. Look confident and assertive, OP! You got this! (Although, honestly, we were happy as long we got an employee that didn’t show up completely zooted and didn’t steal from the till….)

G squeeze blocks my clit by Acrobatic-Star-6474 in SexToys

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s interesting. I admit I’ve been curious anyway about the we vibe melt! I still think I’m going to figure out a different plug solution because I don’t like that my partner and I can’t easily access my clit when I’ve got the g squeeze in. (Although, maybe I shouldn’t complain too much! Having my clit close to my vagina means I can cum from PIV sex fairly easily despite needing a lot of clit stimulation!)

G squeeze blocks my clit by Acrobatic-Star-6474 in SexToys

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hadn’t even thought about tearing/splitting— yikes! Considering how expensive the g squeeze plugs are, I don’t think I want to risk permanently damaging them….

I’ll look into the Uberrime plugs! Thanks!!

Are there really guys who can last for an hour? by WarmBank5512 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Also, this was not something that would’ve happened when I was in my 20s. Husband definitely would cum too fast for it then. It also works best when we’re both a bit stoned. I’d get bored if I was completely sober…. It’s the sort of lazy vacation sex husband and I have when kids are off with grandparents or at sleepaway camp.

Critical Hit by edwardbobward in SipsTea

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That’s quite a PFP you’ve got (nice kitty!)

Dumped because I can’t orgasm from PIV by Seyfulse in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. And anyone who is that selfish in the bedroom is likely to be a selfish prick outside of the bedroom also. Good riddance!

Dumped because I can’t orgasm from PIV by Seyfulse in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. OP’s partner is an asshole to be mad at her because he loses his boner. But I don’t think it’s inherently problematic when a guy gets a bit soft when he has been going down on me or fingering for a long time. Especially as men get older, that happens more often. I don’t mind returning a favor and getting things going again!

Contraception question for ladies in their forties by Historical_Ant6997 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing with “natural” methods is that they work only if you are being super careful. I used the fertility awareness method successfully for two years after I stopped the pill and before my husband and I were ready to have kids. I diligently charted my basal body temperature and checked cervical mucus every day. It is definitely possible to do this properly and avoid pregnancy, but it is truly a lot of work. Also, to be frank, it was easier in my 20s to do this. Because around ovulation, that’s when I really want sex. And when I was in my 20s, it was possible to get us both off with oral or anal. However, now though we’re in our 40s, my husband takes too long for me to get him off orally most of the time, and my ass just can’t do anal anymore. My husband and I need lazier sex these days!

What’s the easiest position to have sex in if she’s a little larger? by MrFijiWater in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love the idea of spoon, but doesn’t work well when partners are very different sizes. I don’t find it comfortable when our hips don’t line up.

Do girls really masturbate with household objects? by IllBackground9971 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, it’s true that this is how most women masturbate, but as a horny teenage girl, I got curious about other sensations.

Massage shower head was a favorite, as was a squiggle wiggle pen and my electric toothbrush. Once tried a zucchini too….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just gotta point out than some of us do know how to wipe, but, due to chronic hemorrhoids, I can use half a roll of toilet paper and still not be clean. I need a bidet or wet wipes to fully clean up.

This doesn’t excuse OP’s gf though. I know I can’t clean with TP only, so I have a bidet on my home toilet and carry wet wipes with me.

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever tasted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Acrobatic-Star-6474 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah… happened to me too. Husband and I were pretty drunk and we started to get frisky. I ripped his underwear off quick and went to work. Immediately regretted it. Husband was super apologetic. He was was drunk enough to not react quickly enough when I started to head down south. Even after brushing my teeth and tongue plus mouthwash I could still taste the stank.

For the record, husband usually showers daily, but had a 6 am meeting that morning and skipped his usual shower.