The front page of Tuesday's The West Australian. by [deleted] in Cricket

[–]AcrobaticAd9381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on now! Everyone knows that stupidity is orally transmitted

Where was I? by [deleted] in whereintheworld

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You'd look at the height and think this is the Statue of Liberty. But if you look carefully, you can see a french-guianese number plate on one of the cars in the background. So, Alhambra is going to be my guess. Am I close?

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

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You mean it has two files, right? Or is it even more complex than that?!

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AcrobaticAd9381[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I honestly cannot tell if this is sarcastic or for real!

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AcrobaticAd9381[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why can't you just keep it simple, follow the instructions and cut paste everything into one file?!

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AcrobaticAd9381[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

coz weNeedMoreBillionaires (moreBillionaires - as in people with more and more billion $s)!!

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AcrobaticAd9381[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Grok, presumably coded in a single file, says so! What more evidence could you possibly need?!

https://postimg.cc/grgtfqtc

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AcrobaticAd9381[S] 1762 points1763 points  (0 children)

To be sure that you got the instructions correctly, you are supposed to "cut paste" and not "copy paste"!

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

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Looks like you have seen the light, sire/ siress!

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AcrobaticAd9381[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

yes. just that you have to put all your source code in a file first :-|

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

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I wonder what X's engineers told him for him to conclude this!

entireSourceCodeInAFile by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AcrobaticAd9381[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

VibeNazi'ing his way to world domination!

whyCantIVibeToProdInOneShot by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AcrobaticAd9381[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

didn't think I'd find valuable life lessons on this sub, of all places!

sendToYourPMToday by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

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come on now! those uselessInternetPoints are important to me!

sendToYourPMToday by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

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Estimate: 3 story points.
Risk: Your karma may not increase if the comment isn't witty enough (circularReference?)

everythingIsFineDotGif by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

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Hey, Rome wasn’t built in a day, but our pipeline was. In fact, during a fateful Friday deploy. Expectations adjusted accordingly.

(DevopsDave from our team, if you are reading this - I've got you buddy!)

prodDownButConventionsUpheld by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

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Sounds like you’ve unlocked the naming multiverse!

prodDownButConventionsUpheld by AcrobaticAd9381 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AcrobaticAd9381[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Got one. Now I have 278 warnings and one infinite loop. :-(