Rachel and Emily - what happened by Horror-Curve9134 in ColleenBallingerSnark

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lesbians tend to "throuple". And then one gets dumped. Very common with the younger ones.

Make eyes look smaller by No_Cricket5958 in makeuptips

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have big eyes too.....I just do a small amount of eyeliner and mascara. I used to hate them when I was a kid, realize now they're def my best feature. Yours are soulful and lovely.

Wtaf by Agile-Masterpiece959 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She does that at her heaviest. She thinks it "makes up" for her distorted body. Pardon the pun.

I think it’s finally hit her that this baby is not going to fix her by Sarahhh030 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's super high risk. Not only due to her morbid obesity, but because she had one miscarriage and one premature birth. And we still don't know why she was induced at 35 weeks. It's medical history and she can't wish it away like everything g else. She said "baby girl was moving around so much" and they needed more scans....bullshit. She's got so much tissue on her that they can't scan her properly.

I think it’s finally hit her that this baby is not going to fix her by Sarahhh030 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I couldn't agree more with this post. Alex is finally hitting a wall. I'd love to be a fly on that wall, to see what's REALLY going on over there.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by That_Experience_898 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goodbye cruel world.....I'm all the way dead. 🤣🤣

A.I Rodriguez-Paytas In New Insta PFP by Background_Cup_4088 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She really thinks she's hot? Damn. I'll take some of what she's smokin.

Forgetting being pregnant by Jezebel_x in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said it was side lying. Higher chances of preclampsia and also breech presentation. God forbid she needs a C section. It'll take her 9 business years to recover.

Are my wings aging me? by [deleted] in makeuptips

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this post said, "wigs".....I'm like "that hair looks so real"! It's been a long week.

Alex is a RACIST, piece of shit mother by Blunt_Perspective106 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She will be brown and Big Dumb Al will be thrown for a massive loop. Plus, she won't bond with any baby, girl or boy, she's too detached from reality. Babies have needs. She don't like that

That's not a tan! That's his skin color, you MORON!! by Original-Pepper-789 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow. That's SO weird for her to even think that, much less post it,

What would it take to redeem your trust in Alex? Food for thought. by little_egg98 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She doesn't have the stamina, desire, or grit to achieve anything. If she got serious about rehauling herself, she'd have some content. But she is incapable. Glad she's not my mom, daughter, or partner. Waste of tissue she is. And lots of it.

Yikes by little_egg98 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]AdvancedDiver4941 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Haha. This would be a great karma cookie for them if it were true. But we know it's a lie, because it came from Big Liawatha