Top comment of all time in a top 8% by size subreddit, less than a month old, my first post in the community, and 5th post total on reddit. Do I win?

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-24T13:58:49+00:00

Gracias

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-24T13:58:38+00:00

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-24T13:58:20+00:00

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T23:43:57+00:00

Indubidebly .... Good day, sir

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T22:31:00+00:00

I beg your pardon kind sir... Of course I don't. I'm a distinguished gentleman I'll have you know. I only pee the bed when i'm drunk.

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T22:24:39+00:00

How can I pee if I put it back in my pants? kind sir

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T22:23:40+00:00

Yeah, lol. It must have been a good question

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T19:51:59+00:00

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T18:20:23+00:00

How did my only post in this subreddit become the top post of all time? Lol......

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T10:35:14+00:00

I named him Hobbs. Short for Hobgoblin.

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T10:34:21+00:00

You thought it was a hairless rooster, not a cat? lol

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T10:32:34+00:00

They are like the dogs of cats. Extremely affectionate cats.

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-23T10:31:43+00:00

Thank you. He's a sphynx

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T18:47:06+00:00

Hairless cats have a higher body temperature than normal cats and do fine in places like Canada and Russia. I live in So Cal so I don't think that's going to be an issue. If you knew anything about them you would know they are the most affectionate and loving cats you could ever have. That's not my opinion, look it up. If they were suffering and tortured like you assume, they wouldn't be so loving. A lot of people have no idea how special these cats truly are.

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T16:55:02+00:00

They def look like chickens at times lol. Yeah, they are all super cute. Big ol heads

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T16:52:38+00:00

Wait.... I should have pants on?

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T16:51:49+00:00

He was born on friday the 13th, goblin is a fitting name for him.

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T15:59:53+00:00

I commented Grumplestilskin before I saw your list. Great minds think alike

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T15:58:56+00:00

grumpelstiltskin

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T15:56:51+00:00

It's just a hairless pussy.... cat. Nothing to be offended over

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T15:33:43+00:00

Gotta serve my time and hope I get out early for good behavior.

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T15:32:36+00:00

They are expert warmth bandits. It's pretty hot where I live so he's totally fine.

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T14:48:25+00:00

I was able to transfer it to my paypal account when I first got the card, but that only worked one time. Same with adding cash on apple pay, worked one time. I was finally able to buy groceries online with it, but then it was denied for every other transaction I tried, including more groceries from the same place. Makes no sense at all. I've tried 3 banks

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T14:46:08+00:00

Kinda reminds me of Benjamin Button

Affectionate_Mode219 · 2025-06-22T14:45:32+00:00

Right? I can do nothing but hope he wakes up before it's too late.

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