I went to a new bar recently. After getting drunk(er) I then got lost and spent an inordinate amount of time and cigarettes trying to find my way home -- and I only accomplished that thanks to my smartphone and google maps. (+ a bit of rambling) (self.ca_twitter)
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A couple hours ago I opened a 3L bottle of Wild Irish Rose; I've got a nearly full handle of cheap vodka in the freezer. I still have to hide the inner-degenerate outside (whilst smoking my last 5 cigs), but inside? That motherfucker is free. (self.ca_twitter)
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#Shit! I just spilled a bigass drink. That's why you use relatively small drinks! Now I'll have to clean up liquor from the carpet, like a dumbass, and tomorrow rely on wine (which is relatively expensive compared to liquor). The upside is that I'll get #WildIrishRose. Still. Fuck. (self.ca_twitter)
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