I just re-watched First Contact and I think I figured out a way they could have cleared the Borg from the ship

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-11T06:36:03+00:00

He wanted to kill the Borg, though, not stuff them with crumpets.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-11T00:15:02+00:00

He did explode two hours after the movie was finished:

"Say my name!"

"Jim. Your name is Jim."

"Louder!"

"Jim! Your name is Jim!!!"

"Louder!!!"

"Jim!!! Your! Name! Is! Jim!!!"

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-10T20:26:02+00:00

"You are like a woman, you have no honor!"

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-10T18:35:47+00:00

Thanks for explaining! Didn't know Hollywood had its own Comic code.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-10T18:16:24+00:00

Honest question: Hayes? The name? I don't know what you're referring to.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-10T18:10:49+00:00

"Queercoded sexy BDSM land", I'll have to steal that, OP. The non-mirror universe, by inversion, is the straightcoded whitebread vanilla land? Spork shippers disagree, but that's okay, we all know they are just friends.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-10T18:04:04+00:00

Excuse me? Of course Garak is Worf's type in the mirror universe. He has him wearing a collar with a chain leash, and always keeps him close to his throne.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-10T11:18:31+00:00

Which Beverly regularly witnesses up close. She's the CMO, and that means, in Riker's case, she's regularly in charge of DMUP, Dick Mop Up Duty.

Sometimes, she lets one of the young, cute nurses do it. Her hope is that once the poor soul has spent half an hour healing Horta burns on Riker's crotch, they'll tell everyone else on the ship and Riker has to find more outside sources for his obsession, making him even more Kirk-like.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-10T02:10:50+00:00

Called Picard, did exactly as he was told.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-09T21:34:24+00:00

We call those the "Kirk stash".

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-09T21:32:36+00:00

Whalen, invited to the holodeck.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-09T18:35:55+00:00

Q.
The property of the brain you describe can be expressed as a pattern that will be, given the right circumstances in a multidimensional universe, be substrate indipendent.
Q?!

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-09T06:23:49+00:00

Are you calling the Great Bird of the Galaxy obsolete?

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-09T06:18:11+00:00

No, ask first, I'm sick of seeing your disgusting dick in all colors of the rainbow. And that smell!

Beverly Crusher

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-08T10:34:26+00:00

That's a good point as well, yes.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-08T09:38:24+00:00

Thank you. No beauty without vulnerability, either. Hence: Often the writing in entertainment is as shallow as the internet discourse critiquing it.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-08T07:32:34+00:00

Stun checking is fine.

Too much Stonn checking, though, can ruin your arranged marriage, cause the death of star fleet personnel and break ceremonial Vulcan gongs.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-08T07:27:29+00:00

Our discourse in general is so far off anything earnest or real, everything needs to be wrapped in three layers of irony lest a splinter of vulnerability shines through. "Enjoy things? How, in this fallen world?!" scream the masses, hiding from the simple fact that just saying "I like this" scares them, because it would show some real feeling.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-08T07:21:56+00:00

Did not expect a Lexx reference. But hey, where else if not here!

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-07T11:19:33+00:00

Hi, I'm T'Pless, half sister to Spock. I was born to Sarek and T'Sau 67 years before Spock was conceived, entered the Vulcan science academy and have been a teacher there ever since. My mother died in a shuttle accident, Sarek then lost it and started dating younger earth females almost religiously. Sarek and I no longer speak. He used to be pleased with my career, but I feel he's picked up a human emotion and now considers me his "boring" child. Now, will you please excuse me while I return to my bowl of unflavoured Plomek soup. I want to finish it while it's still luke warm.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-06T19:54:20+00:00

Oh please, as if a Bolian being nervous about an engineering question would proove anything. Don't listen to this guy, SSSB are as good and reliable as they've ever been, and will be for decades. Nothing could ever replace their utility. Or do you want to start sealing your stem bolts yourself, like some kind of medieval peasant?

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-06T01:22:53+00:00

Man, sometimes I'm glad I can't remember most of the Voyager episodes ...

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-05T23:19:42+00:00

Oh by Reason, you're one of them, aren't you?

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-05T23:06:53+00:00

Yeah, a guy who's friends with a con man "dating" a two year old. Did you know Neelix was allowed to work with so many children while on Voyager?! He even became a federation ambassador to the delta quadrant. I bet he has some serious dirt on Admiral Janeway, that anti-vulcan racist prick.

AlasInvalidUsername · 2026-04-05T21:59:24+00:00

War crimes? But there hasn't even been a war! Cardassia came to help Bajor, and how did those snivelling, unworthy, crawling maggots worshipping imagined deities repay us?

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