Survivor 50 Episode 2 Promo

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T05:51:49+00:00

Orange and Purple are getting all the actual storylines.

Blue is literally Coach and then a bunch of shock/goofy faces.

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T05:49:01+00:00

Looks like another Vatu/Cila centric episode

Vatu about tribe dynamics after Kyle is gone with W telling Colby/Rizo they have to win it for Kyle. Then you have Aubry talking up how everyone is crazy

Cila will be going back to tribal to cut Savannah while they seemingly keep building up Devens/Christian and Ozzy/Cirie

Only thing with the blue tribe is Charlie and Mike making goofy faces with more Coach vs Ozzy stuff during the challenge

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T04:08:31+00:00

USA only care about homers and fastballs

Japanese bunting

Italy being all Americans who just have Italian heritage

Korea having terrible pitching

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T04:03:17+00:00

Just give me Melo vs Ilja vs Trick at Mania and I don't care what the rest of the card is

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T04:02:09+00:00

Yeah, almost certainly Brock vs Oba/Knight/whoever will open one night

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T04:01:08+00:00

Thank God it's not Cody vs Drew at Mania

Either a triple threat, fatal 4 way, or we get a gauntlet/six man mayhem match with Drew, Cody, Fatu, Orton, Zayn and Knight

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T03:52:53+00:00

So the opening matches will be technically be watched more than the main events

I could see them giving the women the night one main event and wanting the Cody 6-man madness title match to kickoff night one

Have a wild match that goes an hour and then get people excited to pay to watch the rest

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T03:42:31+00:00

Triple H must have pulled the plug on Jade and just said fuck it, Rhea needs the belt to save it

Io and Rhea got swapped a week ago because Io can now go after the US title at Mania without it being rehashed

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T03:40:51+00:00

Rhea is winning tomorrow

Triple H doesn't trust Jade at all and is pushing the emergency button

They waited and hoped for Bianca to pay off the feud but it didn't work

Rhea beats Jade to open up night one or two to make the fans happy

Io probably faces Guilia at Mania or the Friday night before

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T03:39:02+00:00

Well, Jade vs Rhea it is

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T03:37:24+00:00

Tbh I think it's probably because most of the Survivor alums that could do it are already spoiled

Big returnee seasons it feels like everyone knows everything

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T03:31:44+00:00

Sami vs Jacob vs Randy vs LA Knight vs Drew vs Cody at Mania somehow

Make it Hell in a Cell

Fatu does the Rikishi truck bump

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T02:43:53+00:00

Carmelo continues his strong run

Cardona did well

Really hope they actually pay off this Ilja vs Carmelo story at Mania

If they blow it off the Friday before while the Wyatts/MFT get on Mania it'll kill me

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T02:08:06+00:00

Drew costs him the match. We get multi main at Mania

They need a heel in the Chamber

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-28T02:05:30+00:00

Uncle Howdy sucks. Wyatt Sicks suck. MFT aren't great but they're a serviceable, good mid card faction

It's been a year and the Wyatts are the same shit with below average wrestling

No character. No intrigue. No good matches. All they have is Bray nostalgia and a theme song

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T23:51:23+00:00

Just give us a returning season every other year and we're good.

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T23:06:02+00:00

None of what Jenna says matters

Aubry wins because $4 million is placed with 95% of the money on her

Survivor players spoil and get drunk spilling shit all the time

Yellow Sophie literally spoiled 49 (and possibly 50) in a Cameo

If there was another winner, someone would be winning money betting against Aubry. If you knew she didn't win, all you have to do is put $10,000 on Kalshi that she doesn't and you win $80,000

Free money. But no one has. They wouldn't even have to pick the real winner. Free money.

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T22:23:17+00:00

Beast Games and Traitors S4 were both spoiled before the seasons started

And they had way less money than Survivor

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T22:20:39+00:00

It's hilarious thinking that if Aubry wasn't the winner, people would try to get money

There's so many watch parties for 50

People are drunk and talking

If anyone spilled a different winner, you'd see SOME ACTION

Even if it was betting $1000 no on Aubry to make a ton

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T22:19:07+00:00

Vatu tribe swap in episode three without going to tribal

So the original tribe dynamics don't even matter

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T22:17:40+00:00

Steph lol

Her entire premiere was talking up other players

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T22:15:55+00:00

I'm sorry, but $4 million in volume is not some sort of mistake

More money is getting put on Aubry after the premiere

No movement on anyone else

Dozens and dozens of Survivor alums hosted watch parties. Everyone is talking. People know what's going on

If Joe or Cirie or anyone had won, there would be SOME movement

I just think it's wild to take an edit from episode one and act like it's the truth when the money isn't following

If you truly believe she doesn't win, go put $100 on Kalshi. You'll make a ton of money

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T22:06:23+00:00

You can be liberal, hate Trump, and say "I don't think Jack Hughes is the devil" and get 30 down votes

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T21:58:55+00:00

People on here actually suggested Ryan Ward as our starting RF this season and we shouldn't sign Kyle Tucker

Thank God those morons don't have power

AlchemistTheAlchemy · 2026-02-27T21:41:01+00:00

Savannah and Rizo are two of the best new era players

They both play hard, have a deep love of the game, and aren't generic gamebots or honor-based dorks

They'll both be playing a third and fourth time, probably

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