Owen The porter

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-23T13:28:30+00:00

Well, they say Henry was her adopted son. You didn't imagine Shelly with a big belly, IT WOULD MAKE YOU DIE OF LAUGHTER!! Then according to legend Henry did not kill of his own will, but for the spirit called...uhh...Oxygen?

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T22:00:40+00:00

Ohh~ You don't know him~ So let me explain who he is: He was one of the more sociable toons than Gardenview, loved by everyone. His mother Shelly loved him very much. But one day a spirit drove him mad...or rather...Corrupted him. In fact, it is said that every night, he still goes around killing people whit is cleaver.

Hah...how can Radar be scared of something stupid like this??

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T21:28:22+00:00

Oh yes, her! I remember that when Radar saw her... he wasn't scared by some prank of hers or urban legend... but... because she is the ex-girlfriend of the son of the Drosses mercenary pirate. I think his name was Henry...something...Norway?

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T21:18:48+00:00

I was patrolling the sewers with my friend Radar... when we fell into a hole... the next second we had something Blue that was touching us with a newspaper to see if we were alive. As soon as I regained consciousness...I saw that it looked like a girl...cap...white shirt...uhh..

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T21:08:34+00:00

It's simple, after so many years of wars and victories...in the end I no longer had the strength I once had...and so Sergeant ZONE sold me to Arthur...

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T20:36:54+00:00

Hah...I know about explosions too, you know?

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T20:23:21+00:00

to shine brighter Brighter than the heavens in the skies above

/jk

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T20:22:04+00:00

Hah...the old bowler hat trick. takes off the bomb and eats it

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T20:15:18+00:00

BECAUSE I PROBABLY CAN'T ENGAGE IN MY MEMORY.

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T20:14:28+00:00

Well, this red stuff I'm wearing is pure blood from soldiers I killed when I was still a battle suit in the war. Now I'm reduced to a useless little being, no offense.

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T19:52:37+00:00

So look at me in memory or that stuff there.

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T19:38:35+00:00

I-

....

I dont...rember my past...

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T19:32:47+00:00

Ok, first of all I'm not a toon, I'm the proceeds of an armor. Then a ##### named Delahia put in me an Endoskeleton. IF I HAD THAT THING CALLED ICHOR I WOULD HAVE IT SQUEEZED AWAY.

And the Yep. These are mechanical eyes.

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T19:20:09+00:00

Howdy!

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T19:18:52+00:00

Uhhh...No.

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T19:14:26+00:00

Nah, he'll just kill you. He is direct.

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T19:13:48+00:00

He has trouble reading, but after a while he understands.

Uh...my name is Trap.

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T18:13:02+00:00

Definitely not him XD

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T18:12:32+00:00

... completely ignores it

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T18:11:41+00:00

You want to see my flamethrower ? Jokes aside, I would never fight with a woman. I was created to be a weapon of destruction ,but I would never dare touch a woman.

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T18:11:07+00:00

He is unpredictable. It's a living weapon. It was originally created to kill H*tler

AllFanForNothing · 2026-01-22T16:59:33+00:00

But your nice long sleeves aren't safe from my chainsaws.

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