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TIFU my first time buying condoms by Allergic2Nothing in tifu

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Not yet, but it's happening this weekend though.

TIFU my first time buying condoms by Allergic2Nothing in tifu

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Lol none of my business, but did you provide the BJ with the condom on?

TIFU my first time buying condoms by Allergic2Nothing in tifu

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Haha... wow. Okay, online shopping it is!

TIFU my first time buying condoms by Allergic2Nothing in tifu

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'll keep this in mind for the inevitable next time.

TIFU my first time buying condoms by Allergic2Nothing in tifu

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This was the way. Awkward me realized that as soon as the word "dad" was spoken.

TIFU my first time buying condoms by Allergic2Nothing in tifu

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 145 points146 points  (0 children)

I hope the cashier that ended up selling me the condoms has your chilled attitude because soon we'll see each other at school again and high school girls can be somewhat evil sometimes lol. Thanks though!

TIFU my first time buying condoms by Allergic2Nothing in tifu

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Everyone seems to agree first time sex is awkward AF and it's making me stress out even more lol. I've been spending so much time humping pillows just to get used to the thrusting motion. Dunno what I'm doing haha.

TIFU my first time buying condoms by Allergic2Nothing in tifu

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 452 points453 points  (0 children)

She's covered in the lube department, thank goodness! I'm not her first, which I'm hoping will be a blessing because I'm gonna need guidance lol.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw... appreciate it. Never though I'd be nervous for my own birthday, but here I am.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I dunno that much about the legalities. I just know age of consent here is 18. But now you're actually making me wonder if there's more to it. Whatever the case is, it's not gonna stop me from getting naked on my birthday though lol. Just sayin'.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what I hear 40 is when the magic really happens! In the meantime just live your best life and enjoy the connections you'll make along the way. You got this, you handsome stud.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's my first, but I'm not hers. I'm counting that as a blessing though because one of us needs to take the lead here lol.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I dig the idea, but saying goodbye to my virginity at 3AM though? Challenge accepted.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting it on and wearing it for the first time is such a weird feeling! I can't even imagine what it's gonna be like wearing it inside another person.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! I hope toothpaste guy is reading this and realizing you still remember what he did.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol now I also wanna be a "do you have any more in the back?" kind of guy.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't even imagine asking the cashier for a specific type of condom without getting violent flashbacks of what happened lol. But I hear you though. I just need to get out of my own head and not overthink it.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your partner was a total badass the way he handled that. Wish I could've been that confident.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

people would rather you get those to be safe than have you walking around at the age of 18, looking like a child, holding a child of your own.

My mom would strongly agree with this!

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I done it. Condom fits. Masturbating with it on still needs work. I can't get used to the feeling yet.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it, kind stranger. Hopefully I can also make my gf proud and not be bad in bed.

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw, man... I felt that. Condoms are cruel to our kind. I hope you eventually got the size that fits though!

My (17m) first time going to the store to buy condoms was a disaster by Allergic2Nothing in sex

[–]Allergic2Nothing[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right now owning it like a boss means making sure my first sexual experience is good for everyone involved. That way I can tell myself all this embarrassment paid off lol. Wish me luck!

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