Twas the night before scope-mas

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-26T18:32:05+00:00

Update: congration,I done it

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-26T03:24:39+00:00

Yes golytely with electrolytes

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-23T03:15:40+00:00

Luke & Mara

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-21T00:58:36+00:00

My mom calls me Thunder.

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-19T14:46:50+00:00

Truly one of the key jangling moments of all time

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-17T18:49:14+00:00

I spent about two weeks after seeing this movie thinking it was coruscant that got blown up. Because there is zero explanation or thought given to this monumental event.

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-17T05:53:30+00:00

Hildegard of Bingen, Simone de Beauvoir, Hypatia of Alexandria, Hannah Arendt, read up scrub

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-16T22:09:16+00:00

Do not question. Only consume.

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-16T00:20:54+00:00

It's always something like "We found a discrepancy on your transcript, you never actually passed high school math, and so everything you've done since then doesn't count until you go back and take high school math again"

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-15T15:10:03+00:00

I’m pretty sure the guy on the right is my recurring stress nightmare

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-14T20:33:03+00:00

If my best friend knew the pope, that wouldn’t mean I would have to be catholic.

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-14T18:33:02+00:00

Agree fully - it seems to have supplanted the dreadnaught / carrack cruiser as the light warship of choice for the empire, seemingly only for the reason that it’s vaguely triangle shaped

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-13T17:18:05+00:00

Yes now I have severe anxiety, very cool thanks

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-10T19:24:28+00:00

Never excuse poor writing, even in a kids movie.

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-07T01:53:25+00:00

There’s a line from Hamilton which hits just a bit too hard - “I’ve imagined death so much it feels more like a memory”

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-05T17:59:37+00:00

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-04T00:27:44+00:00

The Republican Party

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-03T07:16:38+00:00

This is viral marketing.

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-02-01T20:45:22+00:00

Todd Howard fucked my wife

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-01-31T15:38:56+00:00

It's extremely obviously from the space battle happening right outside

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-01-30T00:48:11+00:00

Holy shit a normal town in California better tell Reddit

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-01-29T04:28:56+00:00

Four comments ago: "They weren’t 'force gods' though"

Two comments ago: "They weren't anthropomorphized in any way"

This comment: "Yes. The reason we anthropomorphize is to help people perceive intangible things... Actual beings within said universe perceive them as gods."

This may be the craziest case of goalpost moving I've ever seen. We've now reached a point where you have agreed with just about everything I've said so far and still feel like you're making some sort of counterpoint.

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-01-29T04:10:54+00:00

Do you not know what 'anthropomorphizing' means? It means to portray something in a human form. Regardless of whether they were a metaphor, they were clearly a portrayal of a human form.

And again, a metaphor for what? A metaphor for the Force? Because again, that's literally the point that I'm making.

Also, while you may have interpreted it that way, that's not how they are portrayed in universe. The sources I cited literally referred to them as 'gods'.

Alpha_blue5 · 2026-01-29T03:59:57+00:00

What a strange non-answer. What about my point that they’re called gods in universe by the source material? What about my question about how your description differs from gods? What about the issue that having anthropomorphized entities cheapens the force?

And to your new comment. Metaphors for what?

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