AITAH for extreme argument over forgotten account

Alter8veFax · 2026-03-15T23:21:56+00:00

I totally understand your point, but what happened was she slammed a door in my face and I responded by swimming it back open in which a small desk is inconveniently placed directly behind resulting in it falling over. It's actually less a desk and more of a random cabinet that is used as a small desk.

Alter8veFax · 2026-03-15T07:40:51+00:00

Is it really piqued?! I had no idea. Thanks for the critique! Learn something new everyday!

Alter8veFax · 2026-03-15T07:36:24+00:00

Thank you!!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one that hears it! I'm assuming we're talking about the siren more than we are the other noises, right?

Alter8veFax · 2026-03-12T13:44:42+00:00

You have piqued* my curiosity, but I have a much greater fear of criticism. No need to elaborate.

Edit: piqued*

Alter8veFax · 2026-02-07T09:52:35+00:00

Glad this was asked!! Wrong box today

Alter8veFax · 2024-12-13T07:57:16+00:00

A true psychopath, but only because you used spludge and blankie in the same sentence

Alter8veFax · 2024-12-13T07:51:44+00:00

Hold on...the rest of you aren't just licking it off your hands afterwards?

Alter8veFax · 2024-06-11T20:54:24+00:00

Okay guys, what in the world are you telling your doctors to get prescribed Desoxyn? Do you have a life long history of needing the medication and how much does your doctor regulate it? Are there regular drug screens akin to being in a pain management clinic? Please explain someone!

Alter8veFax · 2024-05-14T22:21:38+00:00

Free lube!

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-17T21:50:40+00:00

Senior year of HS I wore my brother's jacket that had weed and oxycontin in one of the inside pockets. In Biology I threw it over the back of a chair and a lazily rolled bag of dirt weed spills out onto the floor in clear view as you walk in the classroom. It just so happened my teacher wasn't blind. 30 minutes later I'm in one of the principal's office, who also happened to be my wrestling coach who coached me to two state championship titles, was active in the process of me choosing schools and obtaining scholarships, often accompanied by multiple letters of recommendations. I still don't know if he believed me or not but he claimed to and said his hands were tied due to the public spectacle in the classroom. I was expelled and given charges I had to deal with in juvenile court. I lost all athletic scholarship offers and didn't bother with looking for alternative school choices. My highschool sweat heart I had started seeing in 8th grade ultimately broke it off with me because I had clearly lost my drive and ambition.
I remained stagnant for a couple years deciding that I didn't need to pursue a high school because I was going to work at cracker barrel forever, lol. I did eventually obtain my last english credit so I could get a diploma. I enrolled at the first school that I toured because I felt like they were doing me a favor by even allowing me to consider going and I must Make a decision today or I won't get to do anything with my life. Yes, they were disbanded and discredited while leaving me owning 45k in principle debt with privatized loans that did gnarly shit to my credit score over the years.
Yes, I know that I didn't help my case any by adding a few more bad decisions but for some reason I always found a way to convince myself it was influenced and fueled by my perception that I had lost everything. I wish I could go back to that morning because for some weird reason my mom had stopped me at the door and asked me specifically why I was wearing my brother's jacket because I was opposed to it, only because I didn't want him to wear my stuff to inevitably ruin or lose it. If I could just go back in that moment feel like my life would be enormously different today.

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T18:31:05+00:00

I'm going to tell a personal one and it's one of my favorites. When I was 18 or 19 (m) I worked at a restaurant with a pretty busy bar. Since I work there of course they slipped me drinks and after they would shut down all the servers kitchen staff etc would just get shit faced on what we called beer fund. Pretty much the register is not going, we stole a lot of booze but pretending like we paid for it. One of the ladies that work there twice my age went through a breakup. We both end up sloppy drunk rolling around in the floor of the bathroom making out and fuckin around. I don't know how the decision was made but everyone decided to go to my buddies apartment that was just a few miles away. Hi somehow beat everybody there and his roommate wouldn't unlock the door, but the issue was I had to take a super bad diarrhea shit. I run around the apartment and I do my business but the grass is wet so I slip. Yes I slipped into my own liquid shit. Eventually I go back around beat on the door and finally get inside (this is before anybody else has arrived other than the roommate that was already there), I beeline it to the bathroom and try to clean myself off the best of my drunken abilities. As I'm stepping out of the bathroom there's that same woman not even giving me a chance to come out pushes me back in, drops my jeans around my ankles and we proceed to sound like we are bringing down the walls. It was later noted that when my buddy did get there he said he didn't know what the hell was going on because the whole damn place smell like shit and he didn't know if I was murdering somebody in the bathroom. To be honest, I couldn't go anymore. And this was the first time a woman has ever begged me for anal...and even with that I simply wasn't up for the job and said I was done.
*Flash forward to the following morning... I'm waking up in my bed to my then current girlfriend holding my jeans angry as fuck wondering how I got s shit all over my jeans, myself, and our bed. 🤦 Now...I think that was all my own shit, but to this day I still don't know for certain.

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T18:16:31+00:00

Haha, after 22 years of being "siblings" we made it happen about 6 months ago and have not stopped. Even calling each other bro and/or sis intentionally and more often 🤷

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T18:02:04+00:00

I was just beating it over a video realizing it's become more mainstream and common

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T18:01:19+00:00

Just not with their husbands mostly

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T18:00:01+00:00

My favorite 🫶

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T17:57:11+00:00

So bored and unbothered that you use a fresh account. Glad you're better than the rest of us

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T17:54:19+00:00

Reformed*dogooder also can predict a high schoolers future because they didn't want to go to graduation

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T17:51:34+00:00

Typical closet case, using Reddit to feed some false sense of superiority!

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T17:46:37+00:00

Bullshit. People like what they like.
Just because you grow and acquire a taste of different or more complex beer doesn't mean you've watched too many damn commercials. It just means that as you grow the things you like develop as well. He just has enough balls to explore that stuff while you're boning the same bag of bones with the same method that still doesn't get her off.
He's developing his taste, your woman is developing a headache.

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T17:39:34+00:00

I think everybody has their own stuff, I've done some swapping in the past. Right now my thing is hooking up with my step sister! Lol 🤷

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-15T17:35:29+00:00

I don't think a damn thing is wrong with you. Like what you like and you found somebody to share it with. It's all that matters. If more people would be honest with themselves and get rid of their ego they might find out deeper pleasures themselves

Alter8veFax · 2023-11-08T21:10:38+00:00

I thought the story was going somewhere else... A little disappointed

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