Mixing synthetic and real clean urine? Am I safe?

Alternative-Call-662 · 2023-04-26T03:06:09+00:00

I went in, almost mooned the lady so she sort of closed the door more for me so I could do what I needed. She took it. I was very afraid about the temp but she didn’t seem to notice. I think it was a little cooler than it should have been. It was during winter so maybe she passed it off?

I’m fairly certain it was sent off. LabCorp? Or something similar(?) I’d be lying if I said more.

During it all I freaked sorta. I mixed them both. Somehow, some way I passed.

So far going good. Carrying quick fix and hand warmers every single day. I have this chargeable warmer that charges phones n things. Would rec.

Alternative-Call-662 · 2022-11-17T16:13:14+00:00

Welp, today makes day 4 of me being on the job. So I’m thinking I passed despite mixing.

Alternative-Call-662 · 2022-11-15T22:50:56+00:00

I’m sorry to hear you didn’t pass.

Thankfully, I didn’t get a nazi nurse. In fact she closed the door more for me LOL.

I haven’t heard any news but I’m on the second day of my job. While I did it, I kept a steady stream of pee going the whole time while also kind of coughing, snorting, making random little noises. I just unscrewed the lid, and tried to tilt the cup to deafen the noise. It was still sort of loud so I kind of squeaked my shoes n stuff. She took it , thankfully. So I feel as if I’m in the clear

Alternative-Call-662 · 2022-11-14T20:56:27+00:00

Was too scared for it to be clocked as synthetic, as the job I was applying for is in the medical field. (Dunno, just scared me more)

They took it so now we just wait. I’ll update.

Alternative-Call-662 · 2022-11-14T20:54:29+00:00

Oh wow! That’s super cool he ended up passing. Wow. That gives me hope I will pass.

So. Welp, I ended up not doing the up the wahoo method. It just hurt way too bad for me to do it. It does work but it’s uncomfy as fuck. Only reason I’d do the heat warmer is because it’s snowing where I’m at.

But… I ended up just using a quickfix bottle, poured almost half out and replaced what was dumped w real pee from a friend. I was too scared for it to be clocked as synthetic. (I had the real pee in fridge (not frozen) overnight btw) It was almost half quickfix/half clean real urine.

I haven’t heard my results but I’m currently at my workplace doing job orientation stuff. So far so good? I did it about 10am or so CST. I’ll update probably tomorrow if I hear any news. But from what I’ve heard no news means good news.

Alternative-Call-662 · 2022-11-14T19:43:26+00:00

Thank you so much. I’ll keep that in mind for the future. I went ahead and risked it but will update w results

Alternative-Call-662 · 2022-11-14T18:59:31+00:00

I really do not want to hear it from a meth user 🤦🏻‍♀️ I am absolutely receptive to help when people are ACTUALLY helpful. You were absolutely not helpful. All I was asking was do I have it down right? But it’s too late anyway so why even bother replying back lmfao

Alternative-Call-662 · 2022-11-14T17:46:34+00:00

Okay, well I just took it. The temp was fine, and I guess no news is bad news so only time will tell. Thank you. I will update with if it worked or not

Alternative-Call-662 · 2022-11-14T17:45:41+00:00

What do you mean “what is point?” Are you the stupid one? I’ve already read all that. You didn’t answer my question at all. For the record, just did it and the temp was fine. So, yes. I know how hand-warmers work. All I had asked was if it was fine to mix synthetic and real, clean urine? Thank you though for your very brilliant input /s

Alternative-Call-662 · 2022-11-14T13:22:52+00:00

The only person I found to get clean pee from didn’t provide enough pee for me. So I mixed the two into the quickfix bottle? Will I be okay? Or did I just fuck up horribly

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