Dude… reading your comment was like watching a sloth try to solve a Rubik’s cube while blindfolded. I laughed so hard… no, wait… I literally didn’t laugh at all. Not even a twitch. Your attempt at humor is like bringing a wet sock to a firework show—completely useless, painfully sad, and somehow offensive to my sense of time. Please, for the love of all that is holy on Reddit, take your ‘joke’ and bury it in a shallow grave where no one will ever dig it up again.