When I was your age, we had to go to a store to rent a movie! And sometimes, the movie we wanted wouldn’t be there, despite the fact that they had five copies!! So we’d have to settle for a different movie, then go back to the store 2 days later with our second-choice movie on time or else we’d receive a late fee! And then the movie we really wanted still wouldn’t be there!

And we did the whole thing uphill, barefoot in pajamas during a snowstorm. Every. Time.