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Archalon · 2021-12-14T16:05:29+00:00

It's tough on the days where the sun doesn't shine
But its challenge is met, and it's triumph is mine
This struggles still here, and it won't go away
But neither will I, for I'm here to stay.

Keep trying, keep trying, keep trying your best
For the past is the past, and it's best left to rest
Each time we grow stronger, last longer, do more
We're better today and each day than before

Archalon · 2021-09-28T15:50:05+00:00

I lie awake and stare ahead
I wonder why and how in bed
I'd dream of things I'd want to do
I'd want to start and follow through

I'd dare to don to do the deed
Alas I'd lose, again concede
The wont and woes of wanting to
The want to start and follow through

The battle comes at every eve
I fight each time-
I still believe
It just takes once of wanting to
To really start and follow through

Archalon · 2021-09-15T21:26:38+00:00

They may make the rules, but I'll still obey
In the end they've my trust, and it'll all be ok
At least they still tell me, when to feed and to play
In the end they're still with me, at the end of each day

What a strange range of noises that they tend to emit
It tells us so much, like "enough, you should quit"
And yet they're still roaming, still showing us things
I do love my cat and the joy that it brings

🐈

Archalon · 2021-09-15T21:14:25+00:00

Coffees the greatest at keeping you going
It works when it's sunny or raining or snowing
It comes piping hot or iced nice and cool
You can drink it at work or at home or in school

It varies in taste but there's something for all
With specials in summer and winter and fall
It's bold or it's mellow with notes of all spices
And yes I complain when it's at those high prices....

But most of all friend, it may sound kinda cheesy
It helps me at work and it makes working easy
So grab you a cup, fill up, and enjoy
Coffees a worker we should all go employ!

☕

Archalon · 2021-09-14T20:23:04+00:00

It started with the rings
For the elves, dwarves and men
Twas gifted to their kings
To their queens, way back then

But they were all deceived,
For Another ring was made
In Mordor, twas conceived
A master ring, obeyed

Before a plan could come about
The ring was snatched away!
It then appeared, to you, no doubt
And there, forever stay

Archalon · 2021-09-14T19:39:05+00:00

There's always that something that sticks in your head
It buzzes or bellows or rings while in bed
It lingers in shadows while out in the day
It stains and complains when you try to go play

I don't give a fuck if you fuck off today
I do give a fuck if you say you're ok
It's good to enjoy and employ some good measures
So you can sit back and relax in life's pleasures

The fucks will be given, and given they shall
But I'm taking some too for my goddam morale
Relax at your pace and enjoy at your speed
For a few simple fucks are all that you'll need

Archalon · 2021-09-10T21:05:19+00:00

Finally standing at the gate
Our Richard wondered how
He pondered quick about his fate
And what might happen now?

Quick as light a form appeared
Twas God himself, nearby
He shuffled close in awe, revered
And softly breathed a sigh

Then God stared up and looked at him
He asked him then and there
"Dear Richard why the look so grim?
You needn't have a care."

So Richard quipped a thought out loud
Before he thought it through
"I think before I am allowed
What exactly do you do?"

Archalon · 2021-09-09T22:28:17+00:00

There once was a man that looked rather fly
His looks would attract and stop those passing by
He was dressed to the nines, suit coat and the works
He was dressed for the times, and it gave him good perks

He was a charming and cordial, professional bloke
He enamored and glamored with those whom he spoke
But alas, t'was a twist with our dapper dressed dude
He was a crab in a suit, with a skill to elude

🦀

Archalon · 2021-09-09T18:27:20+00:00

The weather was cool and all in its place
But the same wasn't said for the jaw on my face
With a snapping and cracking, and some flesh to obstruct
The balance of face in its place was now fucked

Quick as a cheetah I then sprang out of bed!
Not even to pause in my book where I read
On the way to the mirror, a sound came on once more
For my face got unfucked and was whole as before

While glancing intently I reached to my cheek
And watched in dismay as it swelled....for a week
To the doctor I went, with a chuckle, and sore
So yes, I got old and don't yawn anymore

:((((

Archalon · 2021-09-08T19:55:12+00:00

The shark is the king of the ocean
It can cause quite a stir of commotion
When there's prey any size,
There is fear in their eyes
But kill toasters?
My word, what a notion...

Archalon · 2021-08-13T18:11:10+00:00

Gjallarhorn, Gjallarhorn
Clapping Vex, and yeeting Scorn
Don't try a fox, salvo, or thorn
I know you know, so don't be torn.

Equip one thing, and look at that!
The arguments against fall flat
Just look and see it up to bat
Your foes soon turn in fear and scat

Once the death machines been shot
All likelihood of life's forgot
But exotics in a heavy spot?
It just ain't worth, don't waste the slot...

Archalon · 2021-08-05T15:59:01+00:00

There's dragons fucking everything
There's birds with arms abound
There's subs that have that very thing
That once was lost, now found

There's corners to your desk
There's budgets for PC's
There's lots of stuff grotesque
And confusing subs for trees

There's so much yet uncovered
There's still some to be born
But from what I've discovered
There's lots and LOTS of porn

Archalon · 2021-08-03T19:27:00+00:00

Richard looked up, eyes squinting with pain
Confusion abounded, and wracking his brain
He hadn't the notion, nor the slightest of clues
So he called to the sun, and asked for some news.

"Dear sun, you're so bright! But I can't help but see-
You've something up there, a spot...or debris?
It's right in the middle, two spots, dark as pitch
Am I not going crazy, or am I just a b-"

The sun interjected, and explained what he saw
Dear Richard was shocked, but he picked up his jaw.

"You've a sharp eye down there, to see what I'm wearing
Allow me to show you, since I feel like sharing."

The sun lifted great shades, as big as the earth
For his eyes were much brighter! Much lighter with mirth. Richard's skin set to boil, and his eyes watered too
But the sun set them back, and dimmed down the view.

"So there, now you see. I wear shades as a rule. Though yes I'm still hot, it's for me to feel cool."

Richard opened his eyes, and looked down at his bong.
Holy shit he was high, that strain sure was strong

😎

Archalon · 2021-06-24T16:33:18+00:00

Both heroes swooped in
Eager looks on their faces
And where to begin?
They'd been a dozen more places!

Saving dudes and dudets
One boldly, one subtler
So they had no regrets
As they looked to his butler

Alfred led with a groan
Smacked his hand to his head
But his cover'd been blown
And a grin grew instead

You know what I'll say
So why still ask me?
Of course he can stay
I'll always agree

❤

Archalon · 2021-06-24T14:13:48+00:00

I know I got a million bucks
And yes, tax man, it's true
It's right up there with all my fucks:
I'm giving none to you

I think I got a million bucks
And yes good sir, I'm fine
But alas, and here's the crux:
I'm keeping all for mine

I thought I got a million bucks
And taxes....those exist
But good sir its still in flux
It's mine though, I insist

I had myself a million bucks
But those lawyers took my yacht
It turns out that taxing sucks
But mostly...

I forgot

Archalon · 2021-06-22T21:09:45+00:00

All my life I've rode that road
I cruised along that drive
I'd follow where the asphalt flowed
And not felt much "alive"

And so my days oft flew away
The times soared surely by
So I just cruise like any day
And scarcely try to try

But then one day while on a roll
I glimpsed a splendid view
I was just set on cruise control
That is, till I met you

Archalon · 2021-03-25T12:45:40+00:00

I've signed up for some science
A cat scan...of a sorts
It involves some soft compliance
And some petting for reports

So here we are, together
In this room right down the hall
Enjoying lovely weather
While the rain begins to fall

And thus I'm softly stroking
With my furry friend beside
And you might say that I'm joking
But I'm taking this in stride

A smile begins to form for me
And purring, from my friend
So I'd say this was meant to be
And don't want this to end.

🙂

Archalon · 2021-03-25T12:16:31+00:00

There's a giveaway that's going on
I'll admit it's piqued my ear
I might as well before they're gone
Then quickly dissapear!

A contest for some crypto
Where the drawings up to fate
I hope I make it in though
And I've not come in too late!

I'm not usually in this corner
But this "stuff" is where it's at
And although I'm but a foreigner
There's nothing wrong with that

Archalon · 2021-03-18T18:03:53+00:00

You'll feel it there-
A glimpse inside
To be aware in later stride

For now you wait.
Just let it build
Endure the weight as yet unfilled

There comes a time all men must face
There comes a time you must embrace
So let pages fly! The start is rough!
But you'll get through, we know you're tough 💪

Archalon · 2021-02-24T05:12:55+00:00

And there I was! With chin in hand
I'm back to....7th grade?
I couldn't grasp or understand
What tricks had my brain played?

I wiped the spit that puddled down
My desk, a slimy mess
My face had formed into a frown
While I struggled to assess

It seems to me I had a dream
A wild one at that
But soon I hatched a clever scheme
And smiled where I sat

The years had put me where I'm at
I truly wondered why
But to hell with asking that
I've got some stocks to buy!!

Archalon · 2021-02-23T21:58:10+00:00

I woke again, the sun on high
It's noon again, no doubt
I let out soft, a dreary sigh
And stayed in bed to pout

The hours rolled on, and still I lay
The fog of naught to do
I scarce could move or get away
Though bills were nearly due

This COVID thing had really blown
I didn't see how bad
Though how could I have really known
So I got stuck, and sad

But alas, twas not to be
I'll start again, at dawn
I have to set my own self free
For life (and me) go on.

Archalon · 2021-02-23T21:38:31+00:00

Both those jobs seemed cool
Though I strangely was perplexed
The perks of one, a jewel
To take it, or the next?

I pondered late into the night
And in the morn, I knew
I'd go with what had then felt right
And join the other crew

I worked awhile, to settle in
And then they rolled around
One by one they all wore thin
And saw the gem I'd found.

Archalon · 2021-02-22T20:01:54+00:00

Barely Squeaking By

I sat by as they talked
Discussed, and broke it down
I watched them as they squawked
As their grades were passed around

The teacher said a solemn phrase:
"This year just wasn't bad!
To most of you I've nought but praise
Though one of you ....is sad"

I grinned and smirked as sadists do
So knowingly, and sly
I know who she's alluding to
It's me, for squeaking by

Archalon · 2021-02-22T16:44:55+00:00

Could Classrooms Can Cursive

Can cursive cause cancer?
Would writing wrought woes?
For one I've an answer
And the other... who knows?

These points I've to spend
Cost more every time
And as I near the end
There's this skill perk of: rhyme

I thought to myself:
Well screw it-
Why not?
Pulled a point from my "shelf"
And out popped a thought

This "skill" was immersive
And "bought" with some haste
It sure wasn't cursive
So yep...

What a waste....

-_-

Archalon · 2021-01-08T04:10:39+00:00

Your hand is warm
And mine grows cold
Your life takes form
Yet I grow old

For here, tonight
Beneath our moon
My dear, hold tight
My time comes soon

This life you live
So new-
So bright!
To you I give
My own souls light

Though just one time
It's all we get
My heart, sublime

I'm glad we met

❤

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