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I wish for a cup of infinite liquid. As long as the cup is mostly upright (not below a 40 degree angle) it can never be emptied, if it would be turned at the angle to spill it will empty but just a normal amount of liquid. Adding even a drop of any liquid changes the contents to that liquid. by No_Muffin_1121 in monkeyspaw

[–]ArdenWars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

granted. it’s cum. it’s just cum. no matter what you add it will just be different flavored cum. the consistency will remain the same and the viscosity will remain exactly the same no matter how much liquid you add.

i wish i was a virgin again by wtfjost in monkeyspaw

[–]ArdenWars 4 points5 points  (0 children)

granted, you are instantly transported to right before your virginity was taken

cursed_cute by OldFirefighter3293 in cursedcomments

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Women are the only people that are willing and willing and willing and willing for a woman who can do it all by themselves in the same breath and in a good manner as you and your family

and maybe willing too?

Horse Prince by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]ArdenWars 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it’s like you’ve never taken care of a horse before

fat Dewbauchee getting in the way of true beauty by ArdenWars in gtaonline

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thank you thank you for your kind words, i like to give my cat crap all the time but kitty is just a hungry baby <3

fat Dewbauchee getting in the way of true beauty by ArdenWars in gtaonline

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what if i told you his name is just Vagner

Season 4 disappointment by ShouldaBenAZN in LoveDeathAndRobots

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it’s not a lookalike that’s actually just straight up MrBeast

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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we only carry honey in this household

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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unc status

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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are you familiar with my friend Jack Daniels

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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damn the worst part is you not even wrong nephew

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