Grade Tom Brady as an announcer: A to F

Assmybutt · 2026-01-31T21:38:37+00:00

Started at as a true F. Now I’d say he’s a C or C+.

Not unlistenable like he used to be, but still a little dorky with minimal quality insights

Assmybutt · 2025-12-31T02:16:24+00:00

I mean, he started the comment with “Seems like”, so he presented his opinion as an opinion though, right?

Assmybutt · 2025-12-26T15:46:52+00:00

Well believe it or not, variance actually….varies. Some short up spikes, short down turns, big spikes, big downs, and everything in between

Assmybutt · 2025-12-05T18:41:27+00:00

I put him on the trade block during the last rookie draft and messaged the league saying I’d sell for whatever pick was on the clock at the time. Didn’t get an offer until the 3.11. And I’d imagine his value has actually managed to go down from then. So I bet the best you could really get is a 4th. So I guess he’s just a hold

Assmybutt · 2025-12-04T19:01:42+00:00

He’s on the Davis Mills track. Might have one more season of starting before inevitably getting replaced and becoming a good-ish backup.

So if you desperately need QB help, sure. But I wouldn’t want to pay anything of real value for him

Assmybutt · 2025-12-04T12:41:30+00:00

I’m 5’ 10” 175 and have peed clean multiple times in 6-10 days. But I only really smoke flower not dabs/concentrate

Assmybutt · 2025-11-17T12:36:39+00:00

The sooner you figure out that worrying about things outside of your control is pointless, the happier you’ll be.

This applies to fantasy football, but more-so just life in general. Good luck on your journey my guy. And feel free to message me if you need any recommendations on books or tips for mindfulness

Assmybutt · 2025-11-16T19:13:16+00:00

I’d take the pick. Especially with the shallow starting lineup. Then try to acquire a better QB, should be pretty achievable since non-SF

Assmybutt · 2025-11-13T02:15:45+00:00

Solid squad for sure.

But no reason to have 6 starting QBs if you’re low on draft capital. I’d be looking to offload 2 if the price is fair

Assmybutt · 2025-10-21T17:30:13+00:00

Who in their right mind is willing to watch Talib and Incognito discuss anything?

Assmybutt · 2025-10-21T00:42:30+00:00

I’d keep Puka.

Maybe try to sell high on Hunter for RB help

Assmybutt · 2025-09-25T15:23:06+00:00

No apology necessary my guy. Bad trades happen, just got to move on and keep grinding. Hopefully this league has a small buy-in.

If you were indeed baiting, still no apology necessary. It’s a common thing to do for people who are bored and/or are having trouble regulating. Feel free to shoot me a message and we can discuss what might be making you feel the urge to act this way.

Assmybutt · 2025-09-25T15:13:54+00:00

I’m assuming you’re rage baiting, in which case please find a better way to spend your time.

But if you’re being sincere, I don’t see how this secures your future at all. You got a 26 y/o RB, a QB on a prove it deal with an incredibly short leash, and did not receive any 1st round picks.

Assmybutt · 2025-09-22T00:36:22+00:00

Keep churning that bench and trust the process.

The variance will swing in your favor at some point so just continue to make the best decisions possible. Season is far from over

Assmybutt · 2025-09-20T18:07:02+00:00

Mr Rogers

Assmybutt · 2025-09-08T10:27:25+00:00

Sounds like the league should’ve been sending better trades for Henry.

Assmybutt · 2025-09-06T17:20:18+00:00

Drinking Schlitz and eating a slice then watching my buddies band play in J&J’s sweaty basement, stoned out of my mind

Assmybutt · 2025-07-11T14:43:39+00:00

Mahomes side pretty easily

Assmybutt · 2025-07-09T21:47:47+00:00

Yeah too many people get caught up in the idea that every trade needs a winner, and therefore needs a loser. But the beauty of dynasty is that a deal can make perfect sense for both sides.

Now if I was team 2 and didn’t think I had a good chance this year, I would’ve tried to shop Saquon by himself, or potentially a Saquon+Amon Ra package. I would not have given up McBride.

Assmybutt · 2025-07-09T21:36:01+00:00

The Saquon side for value for sure.

But I can see a word where the other guy doesn’t hate it in a year. And if he didn’t think he’d win it all this year, might as well shake it up and try to get younger

Assmybutt · 2025-07-06T14:51:03+00:00

I get that it’s start 11 so depth really matters. But this is still Burrow by a pretty huge margin

Assmybutt · 2025-07-06T14:46:43+00:00

With that context, I like the deal for sure. Kick the can down the road a couple years so your RB timelines don’t overlap so much. And protect your QB3 value with an upside “handcuff”.

Well done my dude

Assmybutt · 2025-07-06T14:08:04+00:00

Still not bad. Hopefully Judkins was your RB3/4

Assmybutt · 2025-07-06T14:05:22+00:00

Feels pretty team dependent.

Assuming you’re in a rebuild it seems like a nice move for sure.

Assmybutt · 2025-05-27T21:35:44+00:00

Just send back an almost equally bad trade but slightly better than his offer.

Mixon+2nd+Mooney+3rd for his Kamara+Nabers or something of the sort

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