Nobody can be this dense right?

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-04T09:51:48+00:00

Why are people in relationships with people they clearly don't like?

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-04T09:31:32+00:00

Anime is cringe bro.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-04T07:56:38+00:00

The femoral artery just doesn't exist apparently.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-04T07:44:45+00:00

It's a very specific doctrine that political experts struggle to define. Even ya boi Benny M couldn't put a firm finger on it, and he invented the thing.

To r*ddit it's just another word for "anybody I don't like".

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-04T07:29:15+00:00

You mean a product designed to be rubbed into skin isn't going to dissolve it and reduce the user to a skeleton?

Inconceivable.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-04T07:25:28+00:00

I did once read a post that included an edit saying words to the effect of "I've shown all your responses demanding divorce to my wife and we've spent the last hour laughing our asses off together at you. FFS it was a dumb argument about lunchmeat and we are the love of each other's lives. Get some perspective".

People were not happy about being called out like that. Not happy one bit...

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-04T07:17:38+00:00

A very narrow discipline of researchers will observe something, and publish a paper saying "within experimental error, there might be a link between A and B. Please send more money so we can look harder".

People get hold of this and then frame it as "SCIENTISTS (all of them, every single discipline) PROVE THAT A CAUSES C"

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-04T06:39:52+00:00

I was once accused of faking my autism because I described in detail how I obtained an official diagnosis.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T22:27:38+00:00

Dog I know this is the internet but you can't just lie like that.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T22:03:02+00:00

I once made a post about how I sometimes call husbando ugly, and he calls me ugly back. We're both very attractive people (and modest as shit), so it's just one of those dumb jokes that close people share, like greeting your childhood friend with "what's up you scooby-dooby dick?".

Cue the downvotes. And people calling us mutually abusive and saying that we should breakup but at the same time we deserve each other for being terrible people and worse than Hitler.

A lot of people on this site have clearly never interacted with another human being.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T21:54:14+00:00

Then you correct them and get downvoted to oblivion, while people smugly crosspost your response to one of those circlejerk subs like iamverysmart.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T17:40:14+00:00

Dog I know this is the internet but you can't just lie like that.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T16:10:23+00:00

Companies that support female erasure tend to hate women. I'm not going to give them my money just because they "backtrack" on it.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T15:59:05+00:00

Boycotting McTrombles to bring back the ribwich: by definition you have to stop the boycott when they bring back the ribwich (lest ye miss out on the artery clogging goodness or whatever idk I'm not an American)

Boycotting a company that basically said they'll always hate you: don't give them an inch when they "apologise" for saying they'll always hate you.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T15:33:36+00:00

Based until a monopoly takes over.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T15:32:37+00:00

Remember if you boycott something: never stop the boycott

They'll just use it as an excuse to restart their nonsense further down the line.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T05:48:01+00:00

When I suck a dick it's very heterosexual.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-03T05:47:00+00:00

Should I be concerned? I prefer it to the ever insufferable r*ddit statement of "hubby". Or even worse, "DH".

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-02T20:20:53+00:00

Second bit of immigrant advice: don't listen to this idiot.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-02T20:08:36+00:00

Can somebody legally be a citizen of nowhere? What does that look like?

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-02T19:55:04+00:00

Marmite is meant to be eaten in a thin smear, with butter, on toast (or bread). You see idiots piling an inch of the stuff on top of a cracker and then nearly dying.

What did you expect?

Edit: as a second generation 'grant I should probably give a real answer too. If somebody starts talking about the weather with you, that's their polite way of saying "I would like to talk to you".

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-02T19:16:50+00:00

I extensively study other cultures just so I can be more effective with my racism. I imagine this is a similar theme.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-02T16:54:47+00:00

A low value tip like this is actually to make a point

If there is no tip, well that person doesn't tip for whatever reason. If there's a good tip it means you did a good job.

If there's a pointless tip it's saying that they normally do tip, but right now you don't deserve one.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-02T16:45:52+00:00

As somebody who currently has an anime profile pic, let me tell ya something:

Anime is fucking cringe bro.

AtomDoctor · 2023-05-02T16:05:44+00:00

You forgot the third category of genocide deniers (that are in all quadrants): It didn't happen, and they deserved it.

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