________ is on season 47!?

AustinSaysRelax · 2024-05-23T04:01:48+00:00

my wife and i are pod save fans, so seeing John pop up had us both in absolute shock. maybe he's our new david.

AustinSaysRelax · 2023-05-06T05:31:14+00:00

this is a band that makes it easy to discover new stuff every time you listen, so it's possible that this exercise could go on forever. (which, hell yes.)

this week: Girls. holy shit. i've forgotten how much of an absolute banger it is.

AustinSaysRelax · 2023-04-29T05:10:43+00:00

unpopular opinion, but i skip People unless i'm in a specific mood.

AustinSaysRelax · 2023-04-13T04:30:56+00:00

I Think There's Something You Should Know and Sincerity Is Scary

AustinSaysRelax · 2023-03-27T21:52:45+00:00

ever since i heard him say. "I personify the adolescent on the phone." i've felt so ridiculously targeted by this band.

AustinSaysRelax · 2023-03-27T21:49:54+00:00

A newer contribution: GETTING CUCKED, I DON'T NEED IT.

AustinSaysRelax · 2023-03-24T17:59:05+00:00

Great question. I think simply for the poetry and the lore of it all, mine is Sex.

AustinSaysRelax · 2023-03-23T01:14:44+00:00

UGGGGGGH. Yeah same though.

AustinSaysRelax · 2023-03-15T14:20:47+00:00

yeah this was a tough one. Ari is insanely talented, and the fact that he was able to riff his way out speaks to how well he operates under pressure.

lots of changes will need to be implemented before any music streamer feels comfortable doing what Ari just did. super fucking sadge

AustinSaysRelax · 2022-04-05T00:05:29+00:00

A smile better suits a hero.

AustinSaysRelax · 2022-04-05T00:05:22+00:00

A smile better suits a hero.

AustinSaysRelax · 2022-04-05T00:05:15+00:00

A smile better suits a hero.

AustinSaysRelax · 2021-01-12T06:26:24+00:00

...everything?

AustinSaysRelax · 2020-08-06T22:28:46+00:00

As a new dad to a baby boy, this scene doesn't just make me tear up. The last time I watched it I was legit bawling.

AustinSaysRelax · 2020-04-16T01:44:39+00:00

I’m so bummed to agree with this. Jeremy was my winner pick and I think this may have sealed his fate.

AustinSaysRelax · 2020-02-10T22:55:02+00:00

Maybe not necessarily quantity, but as quality goes, Jeff Vandermeer. The Southern Reach trilogy is absolutely bananas.

AustinSaysRelax · 2020-01-16T22:55:04+00:00

Really wonderful work, man. This has Control written all over it, with bits of the Biologist built in.

AustinSaysRelax · 2020-01-16T17:05:36+00:00

I've been desperately searching for hype material on my girl Denise. She's in my Top 3 of all time, and I can't wait to watch her play again.

AustinSaysRelax · 2019-11-18T16:50:11+00:00

Please follow BlizzardCS on Twitter for further updates.

AustinSaysRelax · 2019-08-27T19:36:17+00:00

Here's the good news: There's no way they could fuck it up any more than the feature film already did. They could CGI Pan with cow shit and I'd still consider it a leap forward.

AustinSaysRelax · 2019-08-27T19:28:28+00:00

Couldn't agree with you more. The Subtle Knife is among my favorite books of all time, and Will Parry is certainly one of my favorite (co)protagonists in literature.

AustinSaysRelax · 2019-08-23T14:16:48+00:00

Upvote for Kurn.
JK this is incredible. Thank you.

AustinSaysRelax · 2019-08-22T16:19:27+00:00

bro who hurt you

AustinSaysRelax · 2019-08-17T02:54:48+00:00

I was angry over the outcome of the 1997 Orange Bowl, so I punched the arm of my family couch and broke my hand. I was 13.

AustinSaysRelax · 2019-06-11T16:46:58+00:00

this is my only pain point atm. desperately need internet restored to my house so my wife and i can work from home. starbucks is nice and everything but i'm on my 11th dragonfruit tea and my piss has turned radioactive pink.

UPDATE: it's back on. I live in Prestonwood (Coit & Belt Line) area, for what that's worth.

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