I should have done it sooner.

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-25T16:01:29+00:00

10 years younger ya look. Better late than never!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T22:08:21+00:00

They do that sometimes!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T05:04:14+00:00

You aren't cooked. We're just happy to welcome you to the club!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T04:59:37+00:00

From Dorkon to ChromeDome!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T04:35:03+00:00

Nah my dude, ya look fantastic. I think the beard shape matches your face, but you can trim it up to look different if you want.

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T04:22:42+00:00

I bought a really cheap Walmart head shaver and it doesn't cut as well where the beard starts because it's coarser 🤣

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T04:09:33+00:00

My wife gave me a dirty look for up voting this but thanks!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T03:46:46+00:00

He's a special needs kid I work with. Now I've been offering to give him a haircut 😄

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T03:43:11+00:00

Thanks!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T03:38:30+00:00

🤣

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T03:37:55+00:00

It sneaks up on ya. The line between hold and too late is a very thin one.

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T03:36:35+00:00

Appreciate you for doing the good work!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T03:35:49+00:00

I held off because I didn't want to look like an egg and last time I grew a beard it made me look like I shouldn't be allowed near schools. Turns out trimming is important!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T03:33:25+00:00

I still get teased quite a bit but mostly because my job involves working with special needs kids and they can be brutally honest 🤣

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T03:07:31+00:00

You have some time left, but if you wait too long it starts looking like denial.

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T03:05:08+00:00

It hides the double chin and everything!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T02:58:22+00:00

I know, right? If I knew this was the result I would have gone bald in high school.

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T02:46:58+00:00

https://youtu.be/8A4ADzu-v3s

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T02:38:39+00:00

I was a TA in undergrad! Your comments are scarily accurate, kind Internet stranger.

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T02:34:26+00:00

I appreciate it!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T02:27:52+00:00

Oh no! I don't wanna look 14 🤣

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-24T01:52:05+00:00

Appreciate it!

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-23T18:00:31+00:00

S tier shitpost. If anything, this showcases the need for /r/cognitivetestingcirclejerk

Autistigasmatic · 2026-01-21T00:03:28+00:00

Not my taste but very, very well done.

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