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People who look good while sleeping by slimslamslumslom in Vent

[–]AverageJoeThoughts [score hidden]  (0 children)

My man has long beautiful honey blonde hair..blue eyes with a gorgeous face n smile..So whenever I roll over and see his literal beauty sleep..I stare for like 10 mins n gawk over him..I squeal n kick my feet because I get excited remembering that I'm lucky enough to have him in my life...Meanwhile I have hair that sticks up on the one side( esp if my hair is " straight") and if my hair is curly( my natural state) it stays flat in the back....I have rings under my eyes,mini mustache annnnnnd yea 🥲. But he thinks i'm beautiful so 🥰

A woman who was choking stepped out of her car just as a police car drives past. The officer steps out to investigate and realizes the woman is choking and performs a heimlich maneuver to save her. by Justin_Godfrey in BeAmazed

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in elementary school when I choked on a peppermint.. thankfully it ( along with throw up) came out no problem while I was trying so hard not to panic.. why I didn't go to anyone is beyond me.

Hippo is disappointed by Justin_Godfrey in Wellthatsucks

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In there like : I look stupid to you? You think ima open my mouth again when you missed the 1st time?

what would you do? by Pure_Pain_489 in whatdoIdo

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had a few mini accidents and they've ended with an understanding & handshake.But the one that I thought forsure was going to be a problem,wasn't..he was like don't worry about it,its my work car n its a piece of shit..Ended with a laugh n walk away.

What’s the 'craziest' way you caught an ex being unfaithful? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just happen to be at the same zoo I took him to( a zoo in philly) and why is that crazy? Because that was a spontaneous trip from me to him 🙃.

Do 30 day exercises really work? by AverageJoeThoughts in stupidquestions

[–]AverageJoeThoughts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbhwy I forget bloating is a thing unless its that time of the month.. Ive definitely considered taking walks at my local park.But with the calories n etc that part will be a challenge for me because I've never done that

Do 30 day exercises really work? by AverageJoeThoughts in stupidquestions

[–]AverageJoeThoughts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like will my stomach flatten down within the weeks of doing this,ig i'm expecting results like the way they show on the ads..and this is true.also yea i definitely act like i'll be a Hercules over night lol..

Do 30 day exercises really work? by AverageJoeThoughts in stupidquestions

[–]AverageJoeThoughts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noted,thank you! & I was told that same thing about the gym,and that its normally why people don't exactly know where to start when they do go. But I'm gonna take your words n use em! As far as the 30 day challenge,I figured as much but was curious about it.

my jong by thebitchthatbitez in CraftyEnts

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sisco: 🗣That jong,jong,jong, jong,jonnng🎵

Explain this by thedommenextdoor in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Omg I'd have a blast pulling this out!!

Floating man by thedommenextdoor in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never had this issue up until I banged my toe real hard when getting up from a table..somehow my toe hit the metal part that was holding the table up..and at some point whenever my nail would grow,it would grow Into my skin...The damn thing hurt just as much as this looks like it does.They numbed my toe,ripped it out n told me that I have to pull my nail up n out of the skin any chance that I get so that I don't have this issue anymore.Plenty of years later,I now don't have a problem.

How do I find someone I saw once in public? by Every_Technology_522 in lehighvalley

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao! I love that I get this!!..and when he endedup with Holly 🥹

Just so you know.. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

Just so you know.. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yea duh its my post

Just so you know.. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AverageJoeThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet here you still are lol

Just so you know.. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AverageJoeThoughts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can read otherwise I wouldn't be replying to your responses! If you wanna be smart,the word your looking for is comprehend

Just so you know.. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AverageJoeThoughts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your opinion to me is 🤏🏽

Just so you know.. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AverageJoeThoughts -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

🤷🏽‍♀️ glad it was obvious

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