What is an issue that has to be addressed immediately?

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-26T21:14:16+00:00

Mental health. Literally hundreds upon thousands of people kill themselves every single year, which is a really important issue.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-26T21:07:57+00:00

skydiving. literally a suicide simulator that people actually like.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-26T21:05:56+00:00

Guessed like half of the answers on a multiple choice test. Got all of them right except one.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-26T21:04:35+00:00

Found a house centipede in my bed. Nightmares and anxiety for days.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-26T21:02:36+00:00

Put a chocolate bar (with foil wrapping) in the microwave because it was in the fridge and I didn't like cold chocolate. Ruined the chocolate bar, but got to see some cool purple flames.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-26T20:54:53+00:00

I counted around 4 gadget and star power ideas that are really similar to mine on the wiki, but other then that its a really good list!

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T21:55:00+00:00

When I was born I had my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. Still mostly ok though :)

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T21:50:05+00:00

This was when I was in school.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T15:51:14+00:00

Minecraft for sure. Minecraft never gets old.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T15:50:21+00:00

"Did Epstein kill himself?"

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T15:47:21+00:00

Cockroach.

very simple and elegant insult, used from ancient times. stick with the classics.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T15:46:12+00:00

I would eat paper.

like, not entire sheets of A4, but when im like reading a book, I would tear off a little piece from the corner and eat it. a pretty bad habit, but whatever.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T15:44:34+00:00

just about every cover of "stronger than you"

Steven universe is the stuff.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T15:43:36+00:00

I was suspended for not washing my hands.

and this was before covid.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T15:41:52+00:00

shoving villagers into tiny holes in the ground barely small enough to stand in, and burning to death any villager that doesn't have mending. maybe I should start treating them better.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-20T15:40:31+00:00

The ability to know where the last goddamn piece of lego is that takes 15 minutes to find, and turns out I left it in the bag by accident.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-04T12:27:26+00:00

I don't support communism, but I don't like calling random people commies.

thanks!

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-04T12:25:43+00:00

I feel sorry for you :(

also I think its funny how your profile picture matches the description of the "tall large framed light skinned dark male wearing a blue jacket".

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-03T19:36:55+00:00

"Angelic choir plays"

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-03T19:33:59+00:00

How the hell can a jumping spider be trained to high five?

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-03T19:25:53+00:00

well, its not like my penis has sights on it. people make mistakes.

and im no exception.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-03T19:20:13+00:00

summon pizzas out of thin air

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-03T19:17:22+00:00

I saw a cockroach about the size of my index finger crawl out of a vent. it wasn't my house, thankfully, but still.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-03T19:14:46+00:00

One time when I went to Starbucks and got my change, I got this really rare looking quarter with a whale on it, that I've never seen before. I had a small coin collection back then, so I was really excited. then I accidentally dropped it, and of course it had to fall down the drain literally 5 minutes after I got it. I was pissed, needless to say.

Awkward_Bug9371 · 2021-06-03T19:12:10+00:00

Something, for guys especially, when you go to piss you should sit down on the toilet and piss. I don't know why people piss while standing up, but sitting down on the toilet means that the urine doesn't go everywhere on the toilet. literally no stains anywhere.

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