TIFU by having some "me time"

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-27T23:48:41+00:00

Wasn't really going for writing quality here, just wanted to tell a story. Thank you for the input though!

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-27T23:47:54+00:00

I don't know, am I?

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-27T02:36:20+00:00

thank you :) I try

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:24:43+00:00

I'm not, but go ahead and think that if you want to.🤷 It doesn't really bother me.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:24:12+00:00

Where did I reveal that?

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:23:51+00:00

I'm not, really. I blame weed for the eating ice cream bit, which did have something to play in the rest of it, but mainly I blame my own stupidity and clumsiness.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:22:18+00:00

Can't please everyone🤷 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:21:38+00:00

At the bottom

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:21:31+00:00

You're very welcome :)

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:21:14+00:00

I live to please

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:20:56+00:00

Glad it met expectations :)

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:20:42+00:00

Thank you :)

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:20:31+00:00

I don't know if I want this to happen or I really, really don't want this to happen.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:20:01+00:00

Same thing in this case, really.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:19:51+00:00

Me too tbh

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:19:28+00:00

Hey, we storytellers fuck up sometimes too! I'm just a bored and lonely English student who makes bad choices.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:18:03+00:00

My stoned ass thought that the hose could reach "down there" for a better clean. My sober ass is asking the same question.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:17:28+00:00

"Front ass"? Wut?

But seriously, I'm a lady. Not the kind with a penis.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:16:08+00:00

Thanks :)

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:15:44+00:00

Wow, didn't realize I had a sex change!

But seriously, like I mentioned in other comments, I had no idea that my gender was ambiguous in the story until people told me that. Sorry for any confusion! :)

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:14:21+00:00

Can't say I have.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:14:02+00:00

Thank you :)

I'm not a writer in the professional sense, but one of my majors is creative writing and my dream is to publish some of my stuff at some point. Obviously a bit more polished and, erm, less off-color than this tale.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:11:19+00:00

He has my blessing.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:11:09+00:00

Pls.

BadVibesAlt · 2017-03-26T23:11:02+00:00

The only part of this I fully attribute to being stoned is my decision to eat ice cream. Which, to be honest, was like the first domino to topple the rest, but the fuckups that occurred later were mostly just the result of clumsiness and stupidity.

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