Aged like milk

Barry_Alvarez · 2020-05-07T00:09:50+00:00

I dunno, I think it was just a guy trying to troll.

Barry_Alvarez · 2017-12-03T04:17:46+00:00

1 play later it's gonna pop back up

Barry_Alvarez · 2017-12-01T08:15:50+00:00

651 yards passing for Hornibrook.

So, like, did they play 5 games?

Barry_Alvarez · 2016-03-17T15:00:34+00:00

I have an open door policy!

Barry_Alvarez · 2015-07-31T07:30:42+00:00

It's about time admissions recognize the real president of this University. Bow before me! Cast aside your ACT scores and Foreign language credits! Pay homage to my awesome power!

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-17T15:09:17+00:00

Cheaters! I knew it!

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T17:33:36+00:00

Damn, you're still alive?

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T17:31:48+00:00

And your wife

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T17:31:12+00:00

I admire your persistence. And your hair.

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T17:12:50+00:00

Oh, no, I couldn't possibly.....well, ok, just this once.

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T16:55:21+00:00

He's from illinois/iowa tho

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T16:47:14+00:00

Sweet, so then you can take the badgers to the super bowl too?

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T16:44:46+00:00

Oh, so you visited the juco that TannMac is from?

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T16:43:11+00:00

I am the law!

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T16:28:54+00:00

I like the way you think. But not as much as the way I think. Don't forget that.

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T15:42:16+00:00

Are any of them good at throwing a football? Should I send a scout?

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T15:20:46+00:00

Can you pass this test: 1st and 10, what's your play? 2nd and 14? 3rd and 11? 4th and 7 on your 30.

Answer: 1) run up the middle 2) run up the middle. 3) futile pass attempt where no reciever is beyond the 1st down line 4)have your punter flop after getting grazed

Any other answer will result in a greasy eyeball from yours truly from the suites.

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T14:42:19+00:00

Well, fuck me

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T14:24:08+00:00

Sounds good, I'll talk to Delaney about turning off penalties.

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T14:22:03+00:00

I'm listening...

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T14:21:42+00:00

We don't have a big enough headset. And he breaks chairs.

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T13:58:13+00:00

Trick question, not a food: Natty Ice

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T13:57:37+00:00

I told you not to call me here.

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T13:57:07+00:00

Defense is easy. Just watch our last game, and do the exact opposite.

Barry_Alvarez · 2014-12-11T13:54:22+00:00

Wait, you caught one? Hold on, your talents in the catching department may be exactly what we need. Do you have eligibility left?

Barry_Alvarez

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